The Shrek Cult is for serious followers of the beloved Shrek.

All you have to do in this cult is to:

• Pray to Shrek every day
• Say only good things about Shrek and his friends
• Never discriminate Shrek
• Never go against Shrek
• Eat an onion once a week (In any way)
• Follow the Onion code
• Never deny Shrek
• watch all "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" videos DAILY
• Believe in Shrek
• Always have faith in Shrek
• Enjoy "All star" by Smash mouth
• Never ask Shrek to do the roar
• Always deny that you are in this cult to outsiders
• Never be ashamed to be in the cult
• Never be ashamed to love Shrek
• Spread his meme's
• Share his words
• Share Shrek
• Always love Shrek
• Always love the cult
• Be happy, but most importantly,
• DON'T tell the authorities about us
• And never tell the authorities who the leader is

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