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Do not fail in academics, as that is your life.

Do not swear and degrade yourself to the level you think you want to be, this is a way to get out your anger. Do not disappoint us for we may be your life line. This is how to keep us on your side. Here is how you antagonize someone without showing that you are. Here is how to make a deal with others making them think it is fair. This is what to do when you want something but you do not know how to achieve it. Here is how to test how far you can push a friend's trust.

“But what if I don't want to hurt trust?”

“Silence!”

This is how you paint a deck. Paint long ways with the boards. This is how you install a fan. This is how to gain trust with your tongue. This is how to mow a lawn with nice strips across. Do not become a failure and live on the curb. This will control your fate. This is how to speak to your mother, this is how to speak to me. This is how to bother your brother without annoying me. This is how to fish and this is how to drive a boat. This is not how to throw a ball, this is how to explore a mall.

“But I don't even enjoy fishing”

This is why you go to parties. That's why you don't wear a smirk. This is the way to cut an onion. That is how you cut a carrot. This side of the place mat is the fork and the side is the knife. Do not run the sink long or shower. Try to not waste the heat the water heater provides.

Call uncle on his birthday and do that for all your cousins too. This is the wording to maintain contact with family members don't dare do it wrong. This is the correct way to shut the blinds, pull left and partially release.