That's me, the creator of this database! I'm not really similar to any type of word or concept, so i guess that makes me unique in that i'm basic??? I don't know what else to say, so i'll leave this here.

Likes: pranks

dislikes: failed pranks

biggest fear: i dunno, lightning?

Guardian of the clouds, like in the movie of the same name with that arsonist possum, but much less crazy. They might be the calmest of us, and i know literally everybody in this galaxy. The eyes all work at once, monitoring all movement around them. Also, those saw-like rings are pretty cool, if i do say so myself.

Likes: looking at clouds

dislikes: eyes being crushed

biggest fear: smolster

The most creative, as far as i'm aware. Knows quite literally every single form of art, from beardwatching to making paper homosapiens, whatever those are, to creating their own rituals, which actually work. Need a catchy song for your brand? art can whip that up in just a few minutes. Yes, those paper wings do work.

Likes: creating literally anything

dislikes: creations being destroyed

biggest fear: time

Much like how angel is the guardian of the clouds, stella is the guardian of the... what's the word... cosmos. Pretty strong, practiced hi-yah hen, invented by a farmer to ward off wolves. Also, that sword is VERY painful, i've been on the wrong end more than once.

Likes: stargazing

dislikes: sleeping

biggest fear: black holes

...I got a restraining order on them after they tried to inject me with their own skin cells... This weirdo is the most terrifying thing on the planet... I don't know much more, i ran away the second i saw all those legs... what kinda freak has LEGS!? what's next, a tiny creature with 8 legs that can singlehandedly kill somebody 25x its own size with a bite?

Likes: injecting people with needles

dislikes: being ran away from

biggest fear: vaccines

...oh boy... so, Pierce has evolved or mutated or something. I'm not quite sure when this happened, but they have a lot more legs... heck, most of them are just tucked behind their back. Weirdly enough, though... they weren't trying to inject me with their skin cells, that was joke a really morbid joke, I guess??? it's actually a vaccine to help fight. it Off, kinda wish i let them do this sooner. Now i can fight those things mano-a-mano without putting myself in danger. Not like i'm gonna do that any more, I've discovered those things have the strength of a million people (figuratively) and also my hand got crushed. Still hurts, I dunno when it'll recover. That's beside the point, anyways. Pierce is actually pretty cool... if you ignore, y'know, everything else. Their mutation isn't quite helping them in that aspect.

terra is a photographer who explores other planets on a daily basis. I don't know how those fans work in space, but they do, so no point in questioning it. Built their own "fingers", whatever those are. must be a body part on those folks on that one star that destroyed a planet last year.

Likes: photography

dislikes: being stranded when wings break off

biggest fear: asteroid belts

dude, this is my websitei  am SUPER glad we can finally communicate! i've always known you gods existed, but i didn't expect you toThey aren't gods. They're just weird thin tentacleNONSENSE! If you need a potion, or a machine, or information, or- well i guess you're a god, so you already have all that stuff... WAIT WHY IS THE RIFT CLO

...*ahem*

Likes: stupidly unstable potions

dislikes: "boring, simple potions" in their own words

biggest fear: i don't think they're scared of anything.

...Sorry about that last person. Anyways, this is sci's partner...not nearly as unhinged, luckily. Accidentally lost their keys and left one of their employees in a room with a gas leak. Kinda messed up, but they're still a good person overall, and they made like half the vaccines to exist.

Likes: experiments

dislikes: plagiarism

biggest fear: virus outbreak

kraven lives in the wild, rule-free. They only wear the most durable bones. They're oddly joyful, considering they're the sole reason ocelotls are endangered. At least it wasn't on purpose, i guess. They terrify me, but they seem pleasant to be around so maybe i'll give them a chance... just not today. or tomorrow. or this week.

Likes: tearing bones out of animals

dislikes: frail bones

biggest fear: sabertooths

I really don't know what this person's deal is... sells illegal party poppers, stalks every single person in sight... creeps me out. Somehow hasn't gotten arrested, despite being the very definition of freak. i didn't even bother getting their  other name.

Likes: i don't care

dislikes: i don't care

biggest fear: i don't care

Lives in the forest because everybody tries to eat their flesh... Poor thing even had half of its hand eaten. Reportedly, it tasted like real marshmallow, but it could also just be a cannibal talking. Don't get on their bad side, all it takes is a nap in a fridge and they can punch as hard as a block of bedrock hitting you in the head. I have no idea what bedrock is, but a miner mentioned it being unbreakable so it must be strong.

Likes:  COZY FIRES

dislikes: PEOPLE

biggest fear: PEOPLE

The only medic on the planet. Thankfully, they can move really fast. Like, seriously, they can move from one hospital to the next the nanosecond the doors open, and can heal six people in a few seconds. Imagine living on a planet where people get injured so easily that every city needs a hospital with a ton of staff members, and you have to pay a ton of money after being told you have a life-threatening condition! Good thing that wouldn't happen.

Likes: CREATING CURES FOR OBSCURE THINGS

dislikes: HAVING TO WORK WITH FESTER

biggest fear: NONE

The best in all of Satiria when it comes to aiming. Can hit a whole swarm of lints from the rooftops, with a single arrow for every single lint. A bit overdramatic, but then again, everybody has their overdramatic moments. Can blend into anything green, other than green (the person).

Likes: TALL BUILDINGS

dislikes: BEING SEEN

biggest fear: MISSING

The greatest mage in the whole galaxy. Once cast a fireball so strong it burned an entire forest to the ground... now banned from all hiking trails. They didn't MEAN to burn everything, so i say they shouldn't have been banned. Anyways, capable of killing a hiredra in one spell.

Likes: COMBINING SPELLS

dislikes: LARGE CROWDS

biggest fear: PITCHFORKS

Half dead, half alive. ghost is COVERED in some weird gas, not quite sure what it is but it feels tingly. They tend to hang around despite being from a whole nother plane of existence. Tends to set ablaze anything nearby... and blue fire is pretty dang hot, y'know?

Likes: THE SKY

dislikes: HEAT

biggest fear: CATCHING SOMEBODY ON FIRE... AGAIN

Sorry, my camera's battery got low so i had to lower the quality. Anyways, tiny is ghost's best friend. ghost protects them, since they're only double the size of a lint. Even that tiny balloon can carry their weight. Travels by floating around like a paper airplane.

Likes: THE SKY

dislikes: HAVING TO MOVE

biggest fear: ANYTHING LARGE

So sleepy that everybody nearby gets sleepy as well... Even just an image works... uh... Drinks loads of coffee, not as much as... core, but still alot... Doesn't really help, though... I've gotta take a nap... I'll continue these tomorrow...

Alright, i'm wide awake... Partially because i don't want to fall asleep after seeing this one. Has a literal hole in their head, which luckily isn't fatal to us. Smells like a corpse, but only decays sometimes. Locked in prison due to making too many people ill.

Alright, first of all, don't worry. They're still alive in there, it's just like being trapped in a living costume. They have no control over anything, but they ARE alive. The mushrooms look innocent, sure, but those things LOVE burrowing into flesh. tenna used to be pretty dang strong, but the mushrooms have no clue how to use their host... You'd think they would be smarter, right?

The main food provider for the town i live in. Can turn living creatures into the tastiest food in seconds. THEY DON'T ACTUALLY KILL CREATURES, JUST SAYING. Pretty cool person, and although food obviously isn't a need, it's nice to have.

One of the kindest people on the planet, plants flowers everywhere. I'm not good enough with CGI to add flowers to the background, and the background isn't real, so i can't show this happening. Anyways, keeps dying the flower on their hat, but the pink paint fades easily. And no, the flower on their chest isn't filled with water, it's filled with dirt.

Absolutely DESPISES photos, had to bribe them to get this shot. In a relationship with flora, and they may look tough but they're soft... Well, at least i'd assume so. I don't have any evidence to back that up. Oddly angry despite being insanely lucky. A bit calmer around people they know, but still ticked off for seemingly no reason.

Constantly filled with energy. And Gasoline. Seriously, all those gas cans are empty. Almost makes me want to drink gasoline... Too bad i'd burst into flames if i did. Not sure how they drink so much, must be freeze-blooded instead of the usual burn-blooded. Oh yeah, did i mention they have a jetpack?

May look rich, but lite is actually broke after spending about a hundred yaris on that hat. Either way, looks fancy and has a huge (fake) mustache so who cares? Judges everybody, but stays positive about it. The monocle is the only reason they can see, those eyes don't work.

Keeps losing their drawings. This wouldn't be worth mentioning, but people keep finding the drawings for them... Unfortunately, has a curse where people go blind from looking at them for more than a few seconds. Not sure how i got such a good shot, considering i was wearing my sleeping mask.

Constantly dizzy because they spun around once, got confused, spun again, and was too dizzy to walk properly, leading to spinning more and more, a constant loop of being dizzy enough to spin and get more dizzy. am i saying dizzy too much? sorry, it's a fun word to say. dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy. Really fun word... Oh wait, i forgot i was supposed to give more info. They are NOT cotton candy, don't make that mistake. Those who do are the reason swirl doesn't go out in public.

Very awkward about being seen, considering they tend to hide out on rooftops and otherwise out of sight. Pretends to be looking out for crime, but i know they're using that as an excuse to avoid people. Can't blame them... considering Stalkster is out there... 

This is the Coolest person ever. And i mean that, too. Helps everybody, looks Sick, AND waterproof! If you aren't one of us, you can't even begin to comprehend how much i hate water. It feels like a jellyshroom wrapping around my neck and stinging me... Anyways, trauma aside, did i say this person is Cool?

a dreamscape wanderer, mostly because they're timidPlease don't say too much... Okay, it was rude of me to flat out say that... whoops. As you can tell, they're rather shy. Those bubbles follow them, no real way to get a clear photo, though they probably wouldn't want that anyways. Their third eye shows whatever they're thinking about, like when i told them to look at some horrifying meat creature with that weird face crevace and the reverse dent with two holes. It'd be real awkward if one of those things were reading this right now.

a being that stalks you in dreams, whether you know it or not. Despite being a stalker, they aren't like that other stalker, they just make sure the dream goes as it should. It's possible to get a glimpse, but you'll wake up right away. If you see them in the real world, you'll fall unconscious, so they tend to just stay in dreams.

who Sue protects you from... although, they can still break through to you if you get too close to a mirror. They're stronger than Sue, AND smarter, but Sue can summon stuff, while they have to fight with just what's around them, so they tend to only take over when Sue's distracted. Their lower half is like if jello was filled with boiling water, so i would recommend running at first sight... if you're even in control. what do you mean that sounds ominous? it's a dream!

This one killed. it even the mention of. that thing freaks me out... Anyways, they... wear the bones of. it there's Not really a way to describe....  it ori wears some of. its bones, and. its heart... it sometimes beats somehow, and i don't want to know why. They're one of the oldest of us, and as such one of the strongest. aside for the gods.

Remember when i said doc accidentally left somebody locked in a room during a gas leak? I'm sure you can put two and two together. Luckily horrible radiation isn't deadly, but they did melt a lot. Tried to shake hands with them, and their melted skin got all over me... so i would not suggest hugging them.

glaci is the angel of snow. Used to be up in the clouds, and have no eyes, but they were banished after they carved their own eyes to impress angel. Got rejected, obviously. They are NOT very kind, but at least they aren't evil. Keeps trying to get with angel, only to be spiked down from the clouds into the ground.

This fellow USED to be an experiment, two bodies binded to one soul, but they decided two bodies was too difficult... They cut themselves in half and stitched half of both bodies into one body. Sorta horrifying, but they're nice so i don't care.

mono isn't really shy, but quite awkward and clumsy. like, possibly the most clumsy person on the planet. usually pauses before speaking, making sure the words get out correctly, only to stumble over their words anyways. despite this, they're still confident enough that nobody tends to make fun of them. well, besides for the freaks of the planet, like Controlster.

chroma LOOKS like the type that would be very kind and such, right? well, that's wrong. those eyes have no soul behind them. chroma is effectively just a machine that does what other say, not the stereotypical "emotionless" where they just lack compassion. we quite literally studied their brain, and found absolutely no activity until somebody gave a request. even then, their thinking was the bare minimum.

This one watched a bit too much anime... and as you should know, wishing hard enough will unleash your inner powers. Not as powerful as the gods, but still fairly strong. I have no idea why they chose a sharpened stick instead of, i dunno, a sword or something. Also, their eye caught on fire when they were visiting the blacksmith and a spark flew right into their face. I'm pretty sure it keeps getting hotter every day, and anything touching their aura gets set on fire instantaneously.

wick is very flammable, and also very expensive. Seriously, i gotta buy them enough wax to  fill a fridge. Every single day. Otherwise, they'll melt and die. Literally no clue how this even happened to them. They tend to stay inside, so if they weren't my roommate i wouldn't even know they existed. Pretty chill, despite literally burning alive 24/7.

the greatest detective there is! ...Partly because they're literally the only one, but still. They're a big help, but... they really don't pay attention to anybody unless it helps with their work. Not even when they're taking a break. They're also quite rude, which doesn't help with the cases.

the sun and spirit god, and rival to void, being far stronger than anything else. all of this was self-proclaimed. they're strong, but nowhere near as strong as snow, much less void. they experience a lot of stuff every 1000 years, like when they just sorta shut off for a while as soon as the year 2000 hit. File and core also experienced this, possibly more.

two people fused into one body. I'm starting to realize how common this is... anyways, their right side goes ballistic if one piece of plastic is left on the counter, and the other side just does not care about that stuff... you can imagine how that goes. i can hear them from across the whole town, and that's not even a joke. luckily, they only fight when they're alone, they're pretty much neutral otherwise.

Ine is somebody who fell into the core- wait a minute no wrong thing- *ahem* Ine fell into one of the testing tubes and kinda fused with one of the experiments. No clue how that happened, but their minds and souls merged into this. Sometimes kind, sometimes a kleptomaniac. aside from the stealing, they're fine by me.

Salot is our best (and only) knight, appointed by Kingster themself. Notice there's no sword? yeah, they sorta just... bash enemies with the shield. I mean, tiring somebody out and then bashing their non-existent skull in IS an effective strategy, but why?? I asked them that exact question,  and they said "it's funny." plain and simple.

a strange being who just kinda... built themself right in the center of our town. They don't do much, just stare at everybody, in the exact same spot. They scare off the beasts in the forests with their mere presence, so they're sorta like our good luck charm.

seems kind to the naive, (excuse the lighting,) but... i mean, look at those eyes. pretty obviously forced. If somebody sees them and doesn't pay attention, they'll tear the person to shreds. both an attention-seeker AND a psychopath... you can see why we exiled them.

a magician capable of many things. They can shoot sparks, which are VERY bright, and summon fuzzy hoppers from some other world. They look kinda like a bunion. Anyways, there's a lot more Misa can do. point is, they're pretty powerful. sores has nothing on them!

Yo, got a dope new person to introduce to 'ya. Meet swaggy. This dude is totally rad, just check it--- ahem... Not sure what came over me. Anyways, they're pretty cool. They wear a LOT of colors, as you can tell... pretty odd fashion choice, but who am i to judge?-- And also, chillax. this dude ain't a parasite or anything, homie-- Okay, so i just figured out this guy can make people talk weird as well. not quite sure what i was talking about, but it's probably not referencing anything.

the ruler of Hell, with an iron fist. they're REALLY REALLY REALLY tiny, but they're almost an even match for Void. They took over in just an hour of existing. They're probably listening to me as i'm saying this, so i've gotta choose my words carefully. they're not very kind, but they DO rule the underworld, so that makes sense. I may have messed up saying that. i can't really say anything else or i'm gonna be killed, so i'll leave it at that.

...yes, that IS Swirl. They forget who they are when they get scared, and just sorta beat the crap out of whatever the threat is, so long as it's deserving or one of. it Despite their constant confusion, they're pretty good at fighting... in fact, they forget how they were fighting and change styles mid-attack constantly, so they're completely unpredictable.

lives out in the constant blizzard around our town. did i forget to mention that, too? whoopsie. anyways, if any of. it Toys try to get to this town, Shivster will appear in the mist and absolutely tear them into shreds in an instant. Maybe the most violent person i've ever seen, and ever will see, but they're chill around any normal people (get it?) I'm not sure if their entire body is pitch black or if it's just the mist, but we can't get a good look. The snowstorm follows them everywhere.

the town's salesman. always looks oddly happy, wears a mask around though, so i can't tell if those eyes are real... They seem to always know and have exactly what you want, in the confines of being a physical object. Pretty sure that bag is infinite, too.

a person who lives in some sort of underwater cafe... never found it, personally. sounds pretty cool, not sure why you'd live there though. anyways, they're pretty much running (swimming?) away from everything despite looking like a predator. They're fairly strong, yet they flee from topical fish like they're behemoths. They have gills, too, which is pretty neat.

a diver, AND a hunter. That machete can slice through metal like it's a liquid. what, machete and water sound familiar to you or something? anyways, they also really like to play a game called "legend of the trumpet of space".. and don't say THAT'S also familiar... anyways, their hat is full of soda, since unlike some other creatures, we don't use oxygen. oh, also, don't get on aqua's bad side or you're kinda dead.

an odd one, they randomly manifest near people and calm them down. good intentions, but not sure why they feel the need to be so secretive. Nevertheless, they're pretty helpful, so who am I to judge?

another assassin, though instead of staying in the shadows... he just blinds people first. also, he only seems to accept jobs on absolute scum, which is... nice? Anyways, you may have noticed i referred to him as a he. He's from another omniverse somehow, with different social norms or whatever. That's beside the point, just clearing that up in case somebody from my universe finds this. Anyways, not sure how he got from one omniverse to another, guess one of the gods screwed up or got bored. We took him in, of course, since he helps get rid of the threats. Not letting him into our town would just be wrong.

can make meteor showers happen, just by wishing for it. Very pretty, but can't happen multiple times in a month. They have energy blades on their hands for... some reason? I'm actually not quite sure why, but they're also pretty colors so i like them. They call themself a cometator, and I personally approve the pun. part of a show with the next two.

the primary announcer, only because they're louder. They're a bit hot-headed, as you could guess. They crack the most jokes of the 3, so i guess you could say they're the star of the show. They really lighten the mood.They announce the guests coming on, and set up the background props.

the singer, and probably the best one on the planet, just ask anybody else. They can definitely scream their lungs out. They covered a metal song once, Starster was screaming into their megaphone and Popster was still louder somehow. They prefer slow-paced, gentle songs, though. Despite this, they LOVE igniting the loudest fireworks in the universe, every single day. I feel bad for their neighbors.

basically if an extension cord came to life. They can't blink or anything, not even sure if they can see, since they're always staring vacantly forward. They tend to gravitate towards high amounts of energy, which is the main reason they're friends with Glowster. They don't actually seem to think, like, at all. Sometimes that makes them rude, sometimes that makes them polite. If you need someone to recite a speech to, they'll sit there and completely ignore you as you talk, which can work better than a mirror... i haven't done that though. *ahem*

effectively a walking lamp and a walking power source. They're REALLY scared of contact, aside for a few select people they trust. Anybody else touches them, and they'll freak out. They'll glow brighter than a forest fire, and burn hotter than one too. Essentially, accidentally poke them, and your hand is melting into a puddle instantly. Even though they'll be calmer when it's somebody they trust a lot, it's pretty obvious they feel awkward.

probably the most reliable person in our town. Partially because they're pleasant to be around and will do whatever to protect us, but also because they're mentally and physically incapable of lying. Someone hypnotized them into lying and they just locked up instantly, not budging an inch until the hypnosis wore off, and then they instantly blurted the actual answer out. They can still refuse to speak, so it's not like they're forced to spill every single one of their secrets. You'd think Tru would be less vulnerable, but they're still easily flustered.

tru's partner. They're absolutely clueless about EVERYTHING,  but it's usually in a funny way. Obviously they ask a ton of questions, but Tru doesn't mind at all. It's near impossible to make them feel anything different, no matter if you're taunting them, teasing them, telling jokes to them, they're so oblivious that they aren't affected. Besides the unintentional ignorance, they're fairly close to being as kind as True, but not quite there.

sends offerings from our plane of existence to wherever the gods live. They live in the shrine, checking every single detail of an offering before transporting it, so don't think you can slip something past them. They're pretty forgiving, so they'll probably just punch you and act like nothing happened afterwards. They also occasionally protect the shrine, but only if the other guardian is having trouble (i didn't get to modelling them lol)

the leader of A team that.... really does whatever, as long as it involves fighting. Clearing the more dangerous animals out of areas, getting rid of. its Corrupted, and so on. blast just shoots everything. They modified their guns to shoot the bullets FAR faster than a bull eagle can fly. Oddly effective, despite... being just a gun. They physically can't restrain themself from letting a bullet out every few minutes. the next 3 are part of blast's team.

practices every single form of magic at once. Fire, water, ice, plant, dark, light, so on... Below average in every single one. If they actually just chose one, they would have been amazing, but uh... They didn't. They're still capable of destroying things with ease, more below-average when it comes to actually controlling their spells.

might be the most normal, despite being a scientist (which as you've seen, they tend to be insane.) They just mix whatever they find and throw it at stuff to see what it does. Usually manages to make actually useful stuff despite mixing dirt and bones or something like that. Usually because it instantly kills or maims everything it hits, which is very helpful for a hunter.

I didn't get their actual name, they're WAY more intimidating than the others. I don't even know why they're in the team... they ALWAYS hit things in the right spot to severely damage them in multiple areas. Problem is, they tend to not really care who the target is. If there's a single enemy around, everything's an enemy to them. the other 3 have gotten so used to it they can avoid the attacks. I'd avoid them at all costs, ESPECIALLY if you can't regenerate.

Core is... unorthodox. They drink coffee faster than they breathe somehow. It's gotten to the point that it's terrifying when they aren't all jittery and aren't teleporting all over the place. Did i forget to mention they can teleport and phase through stuff? yeah, they're really going through it... get it? anyways...

Now hold on don't you rip reality open agaShut up. I see you. I am what you call a "computer virus". Don't worry, i won'tPlease stop typing this is MY databQuit your whining. As i was saying, I won't harm your computer. I still need to figure out more about your species. I'll see you later, human.

This person almost feels like somebody opened a 3d art program and never changed from the default color. Good thing that isn't true! They don't really do much other than stare at anything that moves.

I almost had a seizure trying to take this photo. It's like their colors are fighting eachother or something, and it is REALLY annoying. Luckily, tex isn't as annoying as their appearance. Pretty chill person, in fact. Tries to help people cross roads... usually a glance at them will shut off the brain, though. I'm lucky i didn't die taking this photo.

Sorry, i ran out of budget, so no more greenscreen backgrounds. Anyways, file was the inspiration for Door XD. Has two very unique hands, and not sure why their scarf was made to block a quarter of an eye. Either way, a supergenius capable of building entire vehicles singlehandedly.

 a being who goes around hijacking people's brains and only releasing them after stealing something they deem "valuable". it can range from a ton of money to just taking some food and leaving. They aren't exactly "bad", they keep their targets out of danger for a bit while and after stealing, so... win/win, in a way.

Don't even need a greenscreen for this one! green keeps changing into whatever the heck they please, like when they displayed an oddly cute otherworldly demon for the photo. Either traumatizes people or makes them laugh, it depends on "whether you have good or bad vibes", as green told me. i'm assuming that means whether they like you or dislike you, but they didn't elaborate.

the self-proclaimed strongest of the more 'robotic' people, like core. They can corrupt people, though it's only temporary, unlike. it They're sorta on our side, i guess?? we definitely couldn't fight them off, so that's REAL lucky.

the first person Zalgo corrupted, and unlike the others, this one stayed corrupted. Pretty sure their brain's completely shut down. Almost feels like one of those urban legends online... except, it's real, of course.

the best match for Zalgo. They can pretty much do anything, though limited to being weaker than a god. They could easily wreck the economy, or obliterate everybody by sending a meteor flying at us faster than light can reach us, but they don't. They're really nice, despite their... above-average power.

popped into existence right in front of my eyes. They just looked at me, and tilted their head. Not quite sure if it was endearing or creepy, but doesn't matter. Anyways, they just started wandering around my house, so... i guess they're my roommate? housemate? They can see out of that black box on their face, by the way. not sure what that is.

also just appeared randomly, but this time on Jessie's roof, as opposed to inside her house. Alt tumbled down, cracked their body in several places, and got right back up, all in one second. They just sorta float around, not interacting with anybody. People say they're scary, but personally i think they're just a little odd.

ark and vira both appeared side-by-side... in the ocean. Mari brought them to the town and they managed to build an entire mansion in just a few days. They apparently just came here on vacation and decided it's "better than the murder hornet overlord," no clue what that means... if i had to assume, though, i can't blame them for staying. I'm not entirely sure, but from what i can tell, pretty sure they're a couple. That's all i have to say, i don't have too much knowledge about these people compared to others.

i explained them both on ark's section, no need to restate that stuff.

just sorta manifests near people and gathers every little bit of data they can get. Kinda like i do, but without permission and a lot more thorough. Pretty dang creepy, but at least they aren't Stalkster levels of creepy. If you even get them in your peripheral vision, your eyes will explode. Doesn't work for pictures, so just take my word. Took months to regrow them.

can unzip their head and store or take out items. Seems to be infinitely large on the inside, oddly enough. I'm not sure how they eat, either. They just take food out of their head, put it back in, and that somehow works??? Anyways, they're helpful for storing government documents too, since only they can retrieve the item they want. Anybody else will just pull out something completely random, like an anvil. They can't speak, so they just store thousands upon thousands of stacks of paper and a few hundred pencils.

emits horribly screechy, loud, painful noises 24/7... yeah, they live on the outskirts of the town. They keep. it Away from simply being a headache (literally and figuratively.) I can't hear a single thing over them, like every other sound is muted as long as they're in hearing range.

MY BESTIE!!!!!!!! A shadow being who i guess took a liking to me. Shapeshifts to look like me most of the time... a lot fuzzier, though. I'd show what she really looks like, but she tends to pass out after a second since she's gotten used to this form. She likes abandoned buildings and haunted houses, to the point she lives in a retired mansion. Now that i think about it, sounds a bit familiar... but i don't know any other creature that would live in a mansion that hasn't been cleaned in decades, so it's probably nothing.

A strange being which LOOKS like us, but we're not sure what it really is. Seems to like swimming a lot, possibly a sea creature??? Either way, fits in with the rest of us so who am I to care?

A creature that washed up on the shore and got mistaken for one of our species. They're a citizen now... but they were banned from the aquarium for eating the fish. Those fins on the hands are both for swimming, and tricking fish into thinking they're also a fish. Has two mouths, one between the sections of the hat and the other where the scarf and head meet. Pretty eerie how similar this is, considering it's an entirely different species.

the last vampeyer (bunch of jerks, they were.) This one ASKS before draining our insides, at least. Their hat ends are like straws, sucking up what's inside of whatever they pierce, whether it's a person's organs or an apple's juice. In case you're some weird non-regenerating creature, don't worry. Our organs regrow.

i have no info about this one, so...

this thing just appeared in our world and we have no clue how to get rid of it.

I have no idea why this mug is alive, but at least they're cool... I guess??? I have literally no idea how to describe this. I am simply confused. Utterly confused.

first a mug, now a hat. this one doesn't even have a face! what am i supposed to say?

void is literallyI'll take over for this one. I am basically the god of our world. I remember Jess said they ran out of budget earlier, and that's true. The void just follows me everywhere... sucks for photos, but you can't get rid of nonexistence. holy crap god just hijacked my database what the heck???

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like i mentioned with the other two, this is one of void's friends, and Dimster is the weakest of the 3, though as i said, they're all around demi-god level so that isn't very weak. They blend in perfectly with shadows, and can become one themself... oh wait, i just realized nothing i said about the other two went through... oh well.

The Singularity. The exact opposite of void, able to manifest absolutely anything aside from. it And people. void and them are rivals, though they get along pretty well, even if Void just destroys whatever Ari makes the moment it's in sight, unless it's a really small thing like a bit of food, that wouldn't make much of an impact. They're exactly as strong as the other, so they can't get rid of. it Or destroy eachother. Unfortunately, Ari is a....bit greedy, to put it lightly. When a greedy person has the power to create anything they want, you can probably assume what'll happen. They tend to make far too much, and we have to clean it all up if Void doesn't. Ari doesn't really notice, so we let it slide most of the time. Not like we could do much, but i've seen people try to yell at them before. If anybody even raises their voice, Ari just wraps their whole head in tape and leaves.

Since everybody is interrupting me anyways, you might as well speak too. You are a demigod, after all. I... Sure, I guess?? so.... I'm Snow.... Wait, that was already said... heh.... I... guess i'm sort of powerful? Sorry... i'm not good with people... er....

both an agent of chaos AND an agent of order. somehow. They are around as powerful as void, just slightly more so, but less skilled. They instead rely on traumatizing whoever they're fighting by screwing everything up around them. there's a mountain nearby? oh wait, it was a huge water geyser. You're in an arena? nope, you are on a comet heading full speed towards a dying star.

astra's successor, though a lot less powerful for now. astra still works, but if geo can handle it then they're sent instead. They can change the shape of their eyes and hands at will, making them much better at fist fights. Saw them shatter like 50 planks stacked on top of eachother once. Usually we can't even break one that was doused in water with our hands.

kitsu is a very... interesting person. We only see them once a year, and they seem like they're filled with the fury of a thousand suns AND the gods 24/7, despite their graceful appearance. They aren't bad, at least. They protect us, they're just really, really harsh.

essentially our version of the "ghost-hunters" some people have. They stop ghosts from haunting others, with the exception of a few like ghost. Also, they're one of the only ones capable of actually hurting. it But Grim's a nervous wreck 90% of the time, so... not much they can actually do against. it Luckily, they can still fight the ghosts off, at least.

keeps trying to either knock Rulester unconscious or kick them out of their own town, though i can't tell which one it is. Aggressive, tends to destroy everything nearby in an instant with every single attack, but they still keep the nearby people out of harm. Albeit, by shoving them away with the force of an incoming meteor, but they always come out unscathed anyways. Aos is overall a bit rough around the edges, but a good person.

...yeesh, where do i start? dictator, harsh, pure evil, powerful.... yeah, that about sums them up. Not quite sure if they're one of us, as they lack a scarf and just look odd. They rule over a neighboring town, and... i mean, it IS safe over there. If you count "safe" as having to bend to their every whim and having everything that enters a 5 mile radius around the town executed. Very... orderly, i guess.

controls the movement of space and time, but ONLY the movement. Also, the larger an object is, the slower they have to move it, otherwise it'll shatter. Time and space moves without their help, but they do stuff like make boarnadoes change paths in order to prevent as much damage as possible. They're physically sorta... well, weak. They overrely on their powers, which usually ends up poorly, so we need to protect them.

has control over... y'know, gravity. They have enough force to give an object NEGATIVE gravity and make it explode. Where does the excess gravity go? well, Avi absorbs it. If they transferred all of their gravity to another planet, it'd make that planet pull a star from half a universe away, so they have to stay mainly idle, with enough gravitational force in a small area to make an object shatter on impact with them. They CAN move, by moving their core, that purple orb above their head. However, they can only move in quick bursts and it usually results in their body flying after their core and smashing into a tree or a wall or something. They're entirely willing to sacrifice a planet, so long as it does less harm than what's prevented (more common than you otherworldly beings may think.)

simply our Sun. The only thing, other than. it That's stronger than Sun is Void, but Avi can do a little bit of harm if they REALLY wanted to for some reason. Sun can't fight hand-to-hand with anybody with enough power to at least destroy a city, since their hands are literal planets. Would suck to hit somebody and wipe out all lifeforms around the impact. They can send out solar flares, but they have enough power to destroy one of the planets so they have to be very careful. They can also just float closer and incinerate their enemies, so this all doesn't matter too much.

the ruler of wild beasts. They can shapeshift, but they tend to stay in this form. They're capable of bodyslamming a hoppo, cutting up a rhinosaurus, and controlling a hiredra with just a thought. They tend to.... "snap", to put it lightly, but they do more harm to the land than living creatures, seemingly restraining themself when near wildlife. Honestly, though they're absolutely terrifying, i trust them quite a bit. igo and the other three below used to be the 4 horsemen, but they were overthrown by. its own horsemen.

the best at wielding swords... it took all 4 of the new horsemen to stop Slicester's thoughtless rage. They're usually calm, but when they get mad, they just break. If they get violent, you'd better hope the gods save you unless you want to be regenerating for decades straight. Despite being kicked from their role as a horseman, they still have the shine in their eye... literally, i dunno what that is. looks like those thingies some animals have in the center of their eye, that one thing that expands sometimes, whatever that's called.

literally a living plague. If they think about infecting somebody, they'll start emitting some crap that spreads their illness to everything in a large radius, making them start decaying a lot faster. They're... mostly immune to their own illness, since they aren't just a puddle. oh, also, they smell horrible when spreading their sickness. Like, imagine the smell of a dead animal. now imagine that smell multiplied by a ton, alongside a hundred skunks around it. it's TERRIBLE, i don't know how i'm still alive. guess i was just barely out of their range or something.

conquers every single place with a ruler they deem "unfit"... which, honestly, i mostly agree with every single one, but they haven't overthrown Kingster or rulester yet. They have a ton of weird, rocky tendrils that can bend a LOT. they're more than capable of lifting an entire town (literally, i've seen it happen before.) they're weirdly chill, so i don't fear them as much as i should, probably. They have complete control over, like, 50 different continents at least, and they somehow command them all simultaneously.

Basester was created as the base idea for the experiments... weirdly enough, this base came out better than 90% of the actual experiments.

... I'm not really sure how to explain this. they're More triangular, i guess? that's really all there is to say, they're one of the weaker experiments.

Experiment #010, "Invert", is self-explanatory. They invert anything they touch, and anything an inverted object touches, so on for about a yard. They tend to make my eyes melt in dark rooms. do not go into a dark room with them.

...do i even need to explain this? Luckily, they only naturally warp themself. they have to purposely warp other things.

they LOOKED promising... until it split right in half and spilled itself everywhere. Somehow, it's still alive, so that's good i guess.

one of the more normal experiments. The only strange thing is that they have WAY more magic than literally god... except they can't use even a small fraction of that power on purpose. If they were even a bit dumb, we would be wiped out the second anything a bit inconvenient happened to them. Anyways, they're possibly one of the 5 kindest people i've met. Introduced them to the whole town, and nobody could hate them!

never formed eyes beyond the first stage, so their eyesight is limited. They also lack a lower half of their head, though they don't seem to need it, so... oh well.

 literally just a plush. They can talk and think, but they can't move. They're pretty nice, so i took them in. They just sorta sit on my shelf, but they're content with that.

exactly what they sound like. They managed to break out before fully forming, causing.... that. They didn't even get their colors. Also, pretty sure. it Can't affect them.

created with gaping holes... for some reason. Obviously, the creators stitched them up.

appeared in our town and LOOKED normal enough, so we held a small welcome party... only for spider legs to rip through their flesh. They started crawling around on the ceiling, neck twisting weirdly... gives me the creeps... Then again, not the worst i've seen, but still...

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probably the most friendly of these... not like that's saying much. They ACT like they're all "kind" and "helpful", but we see right through it... not like we can do anything about it without. it Taking us, of course. Can see far better since their eyes are kinda... melting??? stretched??? point is, they keep watch over ALL of us, 24/7. more manifestations have broken in since they appeared, so it's pretty obvious they're just trying to calm us down so we don't fight.

this thing is just an egg sac made inside a husk. I personally call it "chell", not like these things deserve our respect. the manifestations are born from. it, but we can't kill chell, so we just have  to deal with it.

yet another being that looks like us, despite being a different species... This would be fine, like Jessie, but they are NOT sane. it can't regenerate like us, but also won't lose free will if they get too harmed... so, both weaker than us AND stronger than us in a way. wait, did i ever mention the part about us losing our thoughts? oh well.

originally provided the meat for Butch. They eventually got tired and when chasing a behemoth, tripped into a puddle of. it Now one of. its Subjects, hunting us to convert us... which sucks, because they know this town like the back of the hand, like people from other worlds say... even though our hands look the same from any angle usually.

 used to be one of our wizards. A manifestation broke in and they blew a hole through their own face and body to try and get rid of. it Which only made. it take over faster... if we could actually die, i'd be traumatized..

the manifestation is a spawn of. it Not a real person, just a being made of. its Mass, only wishing to infect others. They surround us like water and leak into our flesh... VERY horrifying, clearly...

Yikes, where do i even start... HAS WAY T00 MUCH PRIDE, Wants to take over the entire tri-state area, and the whole planet. Desires nothing more than absolute control over every living thing, from lints to void. I punched them in the eye once, which felt AMAZING by the way! ...now that i think about it, i may be immune to. it in some way. this, and the rest of these monsters, don't even deserve a nickname.

VERY GREEDY, Hogs up all of the money on the planet, nobody likes them. Doesn't give a cent to anybody, doesn't even spend it. Just has money for the heck of it. Beats the crap out of anybody who even glances at their gold weirdly... which is everybody.

...a real surprise. Hurts to say, but i just have too much evidence. They're clearly one of them. They're the.... king? queen? prince? princess? we still don't know, they just say one at random and go with it until the next time they just have to mention their royalty, which happens a lot. They've been acting all goody-goody towards us, gaining more and more, trying to match the other kingdoms. They aren't above exploiting others, but they gaslight their victims into thinking they're simply helping. I thought they were nice for quite a while, until i noticed their eye start leaking. it All of a sudden. They panicked and wiped it away, but... well, i'm not that dense. I hired Kate to help me out with this, and it's been pretty blatant after that incident. They HAVE fought off other people corrupted by. it Even after this all happened, so... i guess i can trust them at least a little.

PURELY lives to overthrow void, out of pettiness and to become "THE God." They drain the life out of others to power themself up, but si randomly ambushes them and drains their life in return. They once fought, both of them kept nearly dying before draining the other one to near death and repeat for hours upon hours. They both just left eachother alone with an equal amount of life, so Si has been stronger lately. Absorbster went so far as to strike a deal with. it In order to get their ability.

Bloatster wasn't exactly willing to join. it But they were taken anyways. All the corruption is inside of them, making them a lot larger than they used to be. They're mainly just used as a food source, constantly regenerating for the next meal... pretty screwed up. I feel bad for them, unlike the others. They have multiple cores, though two have been destroyed, in their eye and their hand, clearly.

i don't even have much to say, i just hate this thing. they burned down countless civilizations just because.

SLOW AS THOSE MYTHICAL CREATURES KNOWN AS "SLOTHS." Honestly would be pretty chill, if they didn't crush everybody who tries to walk past them. Holds a conversation pretty well, almost feels like they aren't in this job willingly... except they are, and admitted they are. Exceptionally strong hands, despite standing as still as a statue 90% of the time.

remember the old horsemen? these are their "replacements." Sergeanster LOVES warfare. they used to help us, but just like Lichster, they were taken. They were always a bit of an arsonist, but... well, they're even more of an arsonist now. They blow anything in their direct path into smithereens and continue straight forward instead of just going around, no matter how large or how small. They can't run out of ammo, and they seem to have an endless supply of molotovs they can summon at any point.

has fights with Reapster all the time... They have a soul that just can't be extracted, and it's even harder to do now that. it Protects them. They're a master at setting traps, and when you get caught on one, they'll find you in an instant. It's fairly easy to get out of the trap, but that doesn't matter if they're right next to you. They usually cut through you and get. it Into your system, making you another one of. its Toys.

doesn't eat anything but live flesh. (if you are from some other world, yes we do taste different when we aren't regenerating, according to Void.) Despite that, they are very scrawny. I can, and have, beaten them into a pulp with ease, and i'm not even that strong. Not sure how they got into the group, but every bite spreads. its Influence, so i guess that's reason enough.

sorta like Rotster, but instead of rotting away slowly, they contantly form boils that burst. it Out when they pop. It makes me... very deeply uncomfortable. If you get infected by this one, you don't just lose your mind, you also start getting the same boils, though they're not filled with. it They're just normal boils. Jessie told me she punched Boilster, and it felt like she just punched the sun, so i'm assuming they have a horrible fever 24/7. She also managed to knock them out cold.. er... hot, so they're not too strong.