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Thinking about it, where the hell do these peppers come from?

Eh? Who's that?

He's got Peppers levitating around him 

...and a really awesome scar to go with it.

Who is this dipshit?

Seeing as he's sending his pepper underlings towards us he isn't friendly...

Glub Glub. 

Get. Out. Of. There.

HE'S UN-FUCKING-STOPPABLE!!

THE PEPPERS.

WON'T.

STOP.

COMING.

FASTER GUYS! FASTER!

THIS GUYS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING!?

THE FUCKING PEPPERS HAVE REACHED MACH-FUCKING-4

MOVE OUT OF THEIR WAY OR YOU'RE DONE FOR!

HES EVEN GOT A INTRODUCTION CARD???

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

This isn't good...

Why is he even attacking us? Er... You guys..

Where did he even come from?

Let's see what I can dig up on him real quick.

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Name: Club Glub

Threat Level: Substantial

Motive: ????

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..?

That's odd... He doesn't seem to have a lot of info on him. Though I did pick up how to understand Doodlish.

You guys need to get out of there! 

Just do what as I say, and prepare because...

Shits about to get messy...

Ok the next door you see, quickly enter and be on your toes about it because timing is crucial to follow my next instructions carefully...

Alright, no going back on this now.

Let's. Fucking. Do. This.

Meanwhile...

Who's this dipshit?

What the hell is he eyeballing?

Let's see what we got here...

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Name: H/hYUwDlCsxtwnIe7zg3id2rI4rG54q8zu3UACE+DvU=

Threat Level: Moderate

Motive: ????

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What the hell, is this shit fucking encrypted, what a fucking nerd. This is gonna take forever...

Fuck you and your shitty security.

 I'm just gonna bend the rules, fuck you.

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Name: Camm Camm

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Seriously!? Camm Camm!? You went through all that trouble for Camm Camm!?

You know what I'm cutting your part short because you've genuinely made me pissed now. Fuck you.

Meanwhile... (again)

That took less time than we thought it would... but he's gone now...

You have a lot to think about.

This dude is trying to have a lot to think about but it seems he can't focus too well. 

Wait who the hell even is this guy in the first place? We've let him tag along but know nothing about him.

Let me fill my database real quick.

[Entering Multi-Scan Mode]

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[Outputting Information]

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Name: Glub Glub

Bio Readings: Biologically 23 Years Old, Suffering Amnesia

Threat Level: Low

Motives: Can't Remember.

Notes: He's just in a silly goofy mood 24/7.

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Name: Blob Blob

Bio Readings: Biologically 22 Years Old, Suffering Amnesia

Threat Level: Low

Motives: Can't Remember.

Notes: He's in a slightly less silly goofy mood 24/7.

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Name: Moss Moss

System Tag: G-21-X

Bio Readings: Biologically 25 Years Old, Suffering Mild Amnesia

Threat Level: Low

Motives: Unsure, but some random guy told he should be guarding something, he wasn't sure what.

Notes: He doesn't even remember applying for the job.

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This is probably a lot to take in. 

I'll let you guys have some time alone to just process all this.