The Clamor is a student-run mock newspaper created by a group of friends on a whim. The Clamor is satirical and does not represent or is associated The Evergreen State College.
Now let's meet the crew.
Vice President/Name Generator/Clam Artist/Libra/Funny/Emo/Half Demon/Half Angel/Has powers/Is mean/Don't mess with me/DON'T TOUCH TAIL.
Rain might be a little lost. They don’t know how they got here, but they are happy nonetheless.
Rainier expects his actions precede him, but for the laymen out there, wants you to know that he is unmatched in all regards.
Heated Rivalry made it cool to be from Canada again. Jack is technically an editor but his main job is slowly plotting against Sediment.
Can't be photographed for political reasons. We won't say, but it's because they're behind the camera. Went into hiding after the plot against Sediment didn't work.
We found him trying to break into the Experimental Theater while wearing a porcelain mask. We pay him in movies to write and draw for us, its ok he likes working here.
Oskar is so happy to be contributing to The Clamor! They are grateful to The Clamor and honored to be allowed to live in the COM Building tunnels of his own free will. Oskar certifies this statement has been made under no undue duress.
HI! I'm... Bella.
Sediment was the first clamor. They appeared to each member of The Clamor in dreams (some say nightmares) and gave prophecies that one day they would come together to praise and love Sediment. Sediment assures they did not kidnap any members of The Clamor or replace their brains with little clam creatures.