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What is Big Ham?
Well I'm glad you asked, Big Ham is the best thing to happen to humanity since the invention of ham. Here at Big Ham we have practically reinvented the way people taste. In the field of cooking there is no competition, Big Ham is the ultimate food provider.
Why is Big ham?
Back in the good old days of 1666 when child labour was legal and I could throw my workers into the meatgrinder to lubricate its cogs, our founder decided to change the world one delicious schlonk of ham at a time. They created the very first Big Ham location. Of course it wasn't known as Big Ham at the time of its birth, it was instead known as voluminous cut of pork. Back in the days we boasted even more unsafe working conditions then we do nowadays. Isn't that neat. Below is some proof that we have been around since 1666
In the image to our left you can see big hams very first opening in the city of london on the second of september 1666. So many happy memories. This opening was of course fronted by our lovable mascot Pufferfish Jim, what a great guy.
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Now that you've heard everything we've had to say about this here business of ours it is now to time to convince you to come to big ham. If you don't come to big ham. Then I'll get you. and I'll make it look like an accident.
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