It's been a while since I made these. And when I've seen the first two recently last night, I wanted to make MOAR!
Sam is back with even more crazy and ridiculous fortunes! It's quite a long one as you can see, so, hold on tight!
(And don't forget: If you've got a fortune for Sammy Boy to read, just punch it into the comments!)
(1st of October, 2016)