None of these are written by me, but they are just some of my favorites I've read.
College age kid thinks he can make it as a big stud pornstar, but can he really? He thinks so and signs a long contact without reading the fine print. His size doesn't come close to the studs on set. So how else is he going to fulfill his contact as pornstar?
A guy at the gym has these really big balls. He just wants to show them off to everyone. Is that so bad? Let's say someone is "straight", but can't get Barry's big balls out of their mind, once they've seen them? What will they do to fix this problem?