This spooky season, descend into the depths of Al’s Den to experience under-worldly glamor and ghoulery at The Under the Crystal Cabaret on Saturday, October 4th! Imbibe on delightful cocktails and enjoy the taste and tease of our sinfully seductive burlesque and cabaret performers in an intimate speakeasy environment! Featuring the dancers of The RainBoas... These ecdysiast entertainers will keep you on the edge of your seat with excitement and fun... join us if you dare!

VIP tables for 2 & 4 available! 

Seats are LIMITED so purchase in advance!

Saturday October 4th

Doors at 6PM | Show at 7PM

Tickets on sale now!

DEALS DEALS DEALS: Grab your ticket today - individual, executive member, and bulk ticket deals!

Ever wonder what happens at your favorite wholesale store after the lights go out? Do you have fantasies about that sweet, sweet $1.50 hot dog or those sky-high stacks of paper towels? Do you want to see some of the most talented local performers play out their own dreams of bulk goods at incredible deals? Costc-Ho: Big Box Burlesque Revue is the unauthorized, unofficial parody celebrating everyone’s favorite wholesale retailer! 

Presented by The Dark Fates! 

Burlesque! Circus! Drag! Comedy! Hot Dogs! Free samples! 

Dress in your Kirkland best and be prepared to flash those “membership” cards at the door. 

Friday October 17, 2025 at the Echo Theater (1515 SE 37th Ave, Portland, OR 97214) 

Doors at 7 pm, Show at 7:30 pm

Show is ASL-INTERPRETED!

Venue is fully ADA-ACCESSIBLE, with ramps into the space, ADA restrooms, and ADA seating upon request. All general admission is seated. 

Show is for ages 18 and up. 

TICKETS:

$25 early bird GA (ends Sept 5)

$35 GA advanced

$40 GA door

$100 Executive Members (2 person household, shared table)

$200 Executive Members (4 person household, private table)

$175 Bulk Seating (7 GA seats)