Seckry Starman is not the smartest tool in the shed, but his wit and skills make up for that. He got an ~83 on his IQ test.

N̷:̸ ̸"̶S̷e̶c̴k̷r̵y̸ ̴i̷s̸ ̶e̶a̸s̷y̷ ̵t̸o̷ ̸s̷n̵e̷a̶k̸ ̷b̸e̸h̸i̷n̸d̸,̷ ̷I̶ ̶m̶a̸y̸ ̵u̵s̴e̸ ̷t̷h̶a̸t̴.̶.̸.̸"̷

Taiga Suzuki is a smart and determined girl. She depends on friends, but is too embarrassed to admit it. She scored ~90 on her IQ test.

N̴:̵ ̸"̴N̴o̸t̶e̴ ̸t̶o̵ ̷s̸e̸l̶f̵:̸ ̷V̵e̶r̷y̵ ̷g̴u̴l̴l̷i̴b̵l̷e̴.̵ ̶T̶h̷i̴n̸k̷s̶ ̵t̶h̵e̴ ̴w̷o̷r̶l̶d̶ ̷r̶e̴v̵o̸l̷v̷e̴s̵ ̸a̶r̶o̶u̴n̸d̵ ̶h̴e̷r̷ ̶a̷n̵d̴ ̸h̷e̷r̴ ̸f̸r̷i̷e̵n̵d̵s̴.̴.̷.̴ ̵I̸ ̸m̸i̸g̸h̸t̷ ̷b̶e̵ ̸a̴b̴l̸e̵ ̴t̷o̶ ̴u̸s̵e̷ ̸t̴h̶i̵s̶.̷"̶

Eiya Claus is a serious girl. When she's not doing her work, she's off having fun with her friends. She scored ~150 on her IQ test.

N̸:̵ ̶"̴N̵o̶t̶ ̸m̵u̸c̵h̴ ̶s̴e̸e̸m̸s̸ ̴t̴o̶ ̷s̸t̶a̴r̵t̶l̸e̵ ̷h̸e̷r̸.̶.̷.̸ ̴w̷o̶n̸d̵e̴r̶ ̴w̸h̷a̸t̶ ̶w̸o̵u̵l̶d̸ ̸h̸a̷p̶p̸e̸n̷ ̸i̸f̶ ̷s̵o̷m̵e̸o̶n̸e̴ ̵d̵i̴d̵ ̷s̴o̷m̸e̴t̸h̴i̴n̶g̸ ̸s̴h̸e̶'̵l̷l̷ ̷n̴e̷v̴e̵r̴ ̴r̸e̶c̴o̷v̴e̶r̶ ̸f̶r̶o̶m̶.̷.̷.̸"̸

Kanye West, but without the beard. His whereabouts since the first comic are unknown. His IQ score is unknown.

N̵̢̡̧͓̠̏͛͆͜͝:̵̘̫̙̞̆͝ ̴͉̫͎͇̄͛ͅ"̴̜͚̫͍͐̽̀S̷͖̣̤̕t̶͓̞̲̮͙̄̋̇̽͠i̷͙̇̌͑͆̓͝l̷̥̆̒ͅl̶̡̬̰̋̑ ̵̬̈́͗̐̋̆a̷̩̹̩͗̏̾l̸͖̹̘̋͐̚̚i̶̪̥̤͋̐v̶̛̦̘̙͙͌̅͝ȩ̸̡͔͈͙͕̉̑.̵̝̺͎̈́͒̈̈́.̵̗͕͉͌̇.̷̧̽̀"̵̩̓̏̔̇

When a random group of American's offer to rob Tokyo's greatest treasure, Vance decides he has nothing better to do. Vance is a functioning alcoholic, although he swears on his mother's life he's sober. He scored ~10 on his IQ test.

N̶̡̛̲̖͖̘͓̮͚̬̖̝̗̺̪̗̞͓͂̒̈́͛̽̊͐̒̏̽̓͝:̵̧̧̝̱̥̺͕̣͚̲̩̩͓̱͉͎̙̙̯̮͙͖͇̍̔̋͒̍̈́͛̍̍̋͑̀̔̒̈́͘͜͠ ̷̡͖̺̱͍̹̯̘͔̗̥͍͗͂́̾̓̓̆͊̉́͋̓̎̈̈́͛̏͆̍̚͜"̷̡̢̢̨̛̛̮̱͎͎͉͍̘̞͕̲̟̺̙̹̹͕̈́͐̾́͌͑̓͐̈́̏͐͊̏͌̽̌͊͒̐̋̄̋̿̈́͘̚͜͜M̵̢̧̛̼̤͖̣̳̖̫̼͎̈͑͑̈́̾͂̌̽͆̌̾͋́̔͗̓͆̎̂̌̓̍͋́̍̍̚͠ả̵̡̡̧̛̪̪͍̤̱̤̦̺̮͍͈͎̰͔̮̳̻̪̟͖̻̦̓̔̔̔̂̀̍̈́̇̃̍̍̃͐̊̔̆̃̓̒̽̑͘̕͜͝͝ỳ̷̤̻̮͊̽̃͆̑̓̌̈̊̿̄̓͛̽̋̈́̑͊̂̄̏̉͘̕͘͘͘͠ḅ̴̧̨̨̛̠̲̝̯͕̝͍͍̦̹͕̺̠̫̳̅ͅͅe̶̢̧̢̻̲̼̤̟̻͉̰̤̮̪͔̼̠̩̞̰̣̠̖͈̙̱̊̈́̃̀̍̅͆͆͌͐͑̍͘͝ͅ ̷̨̛͙̱͓̻͙̰͉̖͎̻̀̉̊̋̈́͛͘ḩ̶̪͈͖̈́̀͊͂̌͌̎̐̑̄͋͐̓̄̆̾͆̀͋̍̉̍͘̚͝͠͝͠ę̴̧̨̢̛̘̜̹̗̤͈͕̘̙̫̬̻̮̟͍͕͉̱̅́̅̌̏́́̊͋͂̃͐̈́̋͗̿̈́͘̕͜ ̵͍̫̺͓̘̣̱͉͎̇̑͗̉̆̎̎͐̏̓̇̀̊̎̕̚c̷̨̨̫̣͎͍͙̜͕̼̫͎̬̻͖̜͇̒̊̔̇̈́̔̒̈̇̊̿̈̐͜͝ͅǫ̴̡̛̩̫͈͓̟̪̯͙̥͓̠̙̞͕̟̯̘͕̰̑́̏̓͂͛̕ǘ̸̡̢̢̱͎̫̹͎͔̩̖͙̪̰̣̱̦̭͎͕̭̱̻͙̲̂̾͆̋̍̈́̋̚͜͜͠͝͠ḽ̸̡̢̢̻̖̪̝̖̲̞͈̦͍͍͖͍̈́̚ͅͅḓ̷̨̧̡͙͎̞̻̭̤̲̬̬̱̙͓͇̺͈͈̠̣̞̎̃̀̈́͒̈́̏́̚͝͝ͅͅ ̵̢͔͉͍̼̦̱̭̮͈͇̲̟̞͇̳͚̠̂̓ͅͅt̷̢̧̼͇̱̞͕̖̖̭̖̠̜̜̟̤̼͙̪̣͚̱͙̳̘͍̳̥͎͋̀̇́̄̆͆̓̀͋̈́ǘ̴̡̢̢͚̜̬̖̫̼͚̰̩̝̻̙͉̩̞͚̦̘͓͇͔͉͖̺̦̔͗̾̉͐͛͊̃͊̄̔͆͐͒͜r̷̛̙̩͚̝̣̓̾́̔̍̊̽͑̆̇͋̾̓͑͐̈́́̊̈́̎̉͗̂̓̈́̇̂͝ͅͅn̷̡̧̤̙͍̊̔͂̏͑ ̵̛͚͖̳̋͆͑̈͗͆̋̽͌̉͑̈́̀͒̇̒̀̐̈̄͆̒̄͘͘̕̚o̴̧̱̟͍̞̼̅̀ņ̵̨̮͖͙̼͉͉̬͔͉̱̺̩̮̘̖̭͚̝͎̒̒͗̈͂̃̕͠͝ͅ ̷̧̧̡̲͚͓͉̜̯̭̲̠̜̹̜̳̯̣͇̞̼͔̞͓͆͂̓͒̂̒̕͜ͅţ̶̡̱͙̻̬̗̗͓̯̥̜̭͓̥̙̩͉͆̀̎̃̇̒͛̑͆̓ͅh̴̹̗̭̼̯̱͉͔͈͓̮̱̥̗͙̪̩̟̮̫͉̻͓̣̏́͆̈́͂͛́̀͋͋̑͗̌͐́͛̚͝ȩ̴̧͔̠̝̺̬̤̰̯̲̯̥̩̰̘̪̠̣̠̗̞̘͆͊̎͛́̈́̐̈͆̓̚̚͘͝ ̷̨̦͕̭̬͔̘̪͖̫͍̰̠̥͚̖̈́͆̆̔̒̏̉͊̔̄͑̾͂͌͗̕͠g̵̟̣̫̩̹͚̜̪̱̬͈̫̦͚̦̠͓̰͔͓̼͊̄͐̔̀̓̌̀̄͋͒͌́̽̃́̾̌̍̏̐̊̂̅̉͠r̴̢̨̛͙̳̭͔̝̠͉͇͓̮͎͔̺̼̳͖͆͛̐̈͋́̏̔̃̄͐͆͌̿̍̈́͘̕̕͠͝͝ͅơ̸̢̺̥̳̰̖͔̮͙̯͚̜̻͓͂͑̓̾̾͗͂͂̓̉͊̋́̈̄̃́̑͘͜͠ų̶̛̜̱͎̖̪͕̰̲͈̪̘̤͇̳͎̬̼̗̋͛̌̓̎̓͐̏̐̂̅̓̀̿̎̚͠͝͝͝͝p̴̢̡̠̘̝̬̳̤͍̤̈́͋̾̌̋͋̃̑͝͝.̵̺̹͑̌͒̔́͝͝.̴̦̺̗͈͆̊̿̋̾̄͝.̵͉̫̝̹̤̘̪̾̑̎͗̆̔̅͌̌̉̑̑̏͘ͅ"̸̨̡̨̛̪̝̲̮̼͉̝͉̗̤͉͉̬̣̜̱̩͌͠ͅ

The Japanese Badass. When Taiga and Seckry call upon people to rob a bank with them, Suzuki is the first to apply. Taiga considers him as her blood brother, due to his first name matching with her last. Suzuki's IQ is ~110.

Ñ̸͕͚͚̪̻͓̩͚͈̘̤̤̜͖͔͋̌̅̓̆̽͊̓̔̐̕̚͜:̷̨̧̨͕̦̥̗̞̙͙̘̖̪̖̙͖͙̞̜̻́̈́̆͑̅̀̉̋́͐͐͛̂ ̸͕̞̤̖̗̯͍̰̊̓̀̑̌͆̑̈́̿̓̍͗̒́͌͜͝ͅ"̷̢͎̞͎̻̝̩́̃͛̀̌͑C̴̢̨̧̙̼̗̖̪̘͓͓̼͔̲͚͌̈́̾́̓̈́͊̀́̊̓̀̅̀̐̎̆͐̉̂̕͝͠ơ̶͔̳̈́͐̋̒͆̊̈́̍͂͆̀͗͊̾͌̅̂̀̇̃͗̚͜͝͠m̴̨̘͔̟̰̥̭̮̠̝͎̝̺̜̦̱̬̆̔͌̆̋͗̓̑͆̒̃̋̈̂͆̇̏̋̉̌͜ę̶̮̦͇̟̹̼͓̞͍̰̗̝̲̲͊͋̌̈́̒͌̀̈́̅̕͜͠s̶̨̰̳̬͈̥̮͍̄̐̉̽̉̍́̾̾̕͜͜ ̷̡̨̡̛̟̤̤͕̜̹̤͖̘̞̺̗̝͈̺̜̮̠͉̞͙̳̘̮̈̎͋̄̒̅̔̿̍̽͒̐̈́̏̉̀͂̈́͛̽͒͘͝b̷̡̧̡̧͓̬̦̱̠̖̩̞̱͔̙̬̦̱̘̰̞̬͇̲̠̞̯̤͎̱̀̊̃̂̍̽́͗̎́̓͘ͅą̸̨̧̧̨̜̝̱̟̗̗͚̟̪̲̥͈̣͚͈͓̥̬͖̫͔̽͑̀̊͐͆̂̓͆̓̌̏̿̅̈́̆̍̆͆̔̒̂̽̓̂̕̕͘͘͜͝ͅḉ̷̡̰̖͕͇͕̲͖̹̞̳͚̖̞̖̣̰̭̈́̏̉̾͌́͊̑̂̍̾̊͊̿̚̕͘͜͝k̵̠̜͚̜̩͎̓̀̎̎̓̔͒̓̿͜?̶̢̢̻̗͇͈͚̼͇̦̰̟̠̇̈̌̌͐"̴̛̼̈́͐͗̀͂̐͘̚͘͝

Just an average guy. He has an average home with an average wife, and he wears an average mask. He scored the average IQ; 100.