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Stay in the shade

What a wacky dream

Intelligent

No one who made the movie is in the theater bitch tf you clappin for

Stay safe

CIA gaslighting, Birthdays are not real, spread the word

This is the day of all time

Funny Agnostics joke

Philosophy

McDonald's

I hate you white boy I hate youuuuuuuu fuck youuuuu you ruined my favorite song fuck youuuuuu

Six thrilling seasons

This is so sad

Marge I kill Bart for donut hahaha lol The Simpsons

Because maybeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Every time

Truly abhorrent

Realise you can crawl #LIKEABOSS

This is a certified Twitter moment

He's

There will be blood

Top 10 ways to increase your lifespan

Truly the worst country ever

The impending sense of mortality has arrived

Bravo Vince

The Rolling Stones top 100 billion songs

100% lethality

Tuh

Surely he will be a good and righteous leader

In terms of

You can bring a gift to a horse and you can't make it mouth

This I swear words

Arrested for conspiracy to commit explosions

The grind waits for no man

The pants did not work

Attention please all personnel report to your moms ass immediately

Goodnight

Roseanne theme song

We listen to our fans

Lol!

Hmm today I will eat the king's burger

No son of mine will be eukaryotic

Wall Street

Be careful if your genie's a dick

Skill always beats luck

If only John Michell didnt invent black holes

Car dragon sex gif

The flavor soup what his could soup

Love wins

You cannot escaped the comically timed car

They have names for a reason

Never trust anyone, not even those you hold closest

If you look closely you will notice his house is located in the middle of an empty field

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Guy who loves his wife more like uh IDK.

He's right you know...

AND THE CROWD GOES HOME

I used to think that I could not go on And life was nothing but an awful song But now I know the meaning of true love I'm leaning on the everlasting a

I'm Spongebob! 

(He is 12 years old and uses Wattpad)

Rest in peace Tall Tony we will host a vertically compressed funeral for him on Sunday

he will have to call the hotline

he was expecting every question to be whether or not you can kiss yourself in a mirror (but only on the lips)