Capo 1st fret, standard tuning
[Verse 1]
D A Bm F#m
Do you have the time To listen to me whine
G D A
About nothing and everything All at once
D A Bm F#m
I am one of those Melodramatic fools
G D A
Neurotic to the bone No doubt about it
[Chorus]
G A D
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
G A D
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
G A
It all keeps adding up
D C Bm
I think I'm cracking up
G A D
Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned?
[Verse 2]
D A Bm F#m
I went to a shrink To analyze my dreams
G D A
She says it's lack of sex That's bringing me down
D A Bm F#m
I went to a whore He said my life's a bore
G D A
So quit my whining cause It's bringing her down