Accomodation and Sights

• The retreat will be held at the spacious Hotel Hilbert, with unlimited room for attendee.

• There is plenty of entertainment available in the von Neumann game-room.

• The Heisenberg Tennis Court is open 24/7. Please note that the usage of the radar gun to calculate your serve speed may cause you to lose your ball.

• There are no significant flora or fauna.

• The only available touring company is quite unreliable. Wiener & co. Excursions will eventually get you arbitrarily close to your preferred destination although you will not be guarantied a return to the hotel.

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