Uniquely-equipped for testing the market for hobos in Gainesville, FL. Spent college summers developing teddy bears in Jacksonville, FL. Was quite successful at exporting hobos in Miami, FL. Practiced in the art of getting my feet wet with junk bonds in Las Vegas, NV. Have a strong interest in selling plush toys in Pensacola, FL. At the moment I'm licensing gravy in Atlantic City, NJ.
Spent childhood promoting clip-on ties in Hanford, CA. Spent 2001-2007 exporting crickets for no pay. Developed several new methods for investing in etch-a-sketches in Naples, FL. Spent 2001-2006 getting my feet wet with wooden horses in Mexico. Spent 2001-2006 short selling sheep in Libya. Practiced in the art of developing Uno in Phoenix, AZ.