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What happens when you choke a smurf?
I happen to know from experience, that if you choke a smurf (which you can do), they turn invisible. Its actually a very simple concept if you are intelligent enough to understand it, which, I Fear, none of you are.
It dies.
So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void among shards of his broken reality.
So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void among shards of his broken reality.
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter.... he's not going to come anyway.
A: It doesn't matter.... he's not going to come anyway.
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane?
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist.
A pilot, you racist.
A quantum physicist walks into a bar... ...maybe.
What's the difference between a quantum mechanic and an auto mechanic? The quantum mechanic can get inside without opening the door.
There was an old lady called Whyte
who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.