To all my most noble bards (and you, yes you), it is my pleasure to announce that at St. Andrew’s in the venerable Barony of An Dubhaigeainn there shall be a Bardic competition to which the theme shall be HOME.
Home can be a humble cottage in the clearing of the woods, a tent among hundreds on a stormy field, or perhaps a snug little room in the bustle and din of a city; but wherever it may be one cannot deny that home is one’s castle that holds crucial memories be them sweet or bitter. Let us share what home is to all of us.
Swallow your pride and check your dignity at the door as you will be expected to tell a story, sing, confer, converse, and otherwise hobnob about your homeland with its all glories, tragedies, loves, and losses alongside your fellow bards. The winner of this prestigious competition will be selected by the populace via casting their votes into the Meadstealer’s famed and dreaded Tankard of Terror, once named they shall be showered with the love and adulation of their audience as well as a fabulous prize to take home.
In the event of a tie, there will be a sudden death determined by the applause of the people.
Let us give them a show that will be the envy of the Skalds in Valhalla!
We are also seeking performers to perform during the removes of the feast. Please email standrews@andub.eastkingdom.org to be put in touch with Raud the Mead Stealer.