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June 2, 2019. Gaze, if you will, at an absolute mæstro, who is known as Sparky. This kind of Tongue-Work, if attempted by virtually any other entity, would leave said entity crumpled on the floor, drooling and wheezing, if even that could be managed.

I will simply list a few quotations assessing the mind-boggling nature of this maneuver. Notes expert Thrustus Simmonds: “In fact, this exceedingly complex procedure, though relatively quotidian for him, constitutes a veritable K2-esque monument of difficulty for most, if not all, others. An absolute Master-Class, it must be reiterated, of epoch-defining proportions.” Simmonds goes on to state: “A truly paradigmatic, canonical virtuoso-fest, which might well cause some witnesses to spontaneously self-immolate.” Not generally prone to hyperbole, this renowned authority was clearly moved deeply by this once-a-generation kind of über-expertise. Such things can possess that kind of untold, unknowable potency. Photo by Matt Leahy.

Leahy also is the curator at the legendary ArgotSpeak, where he created an immortal post involving this very image.