Great Humor
Jeanette was a self proclaimed floozy
Who frequented pubs to get woozy
She was leaving with Jay
When Charles asked, “If I may?”
Jeanette said, “I’ll do one or twosie.”
Limerick
Farland Johansen was so very handsome
All night and all day he could not keep his pants on
The kvinner adored him
In spite of his short stem
Twas his oddly shaped thumb that made them all come
Limerick
Put yourself in others’ shoes.
Evolve with kindness and compassion.
Allow for and respect others’ differences.
Consider pausing before taking actions that may be harmful.
End and begin each day with gratitude.
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