There once was a Lady from court
who pondered a Page for some sport.
His figure was fine.
His face was divine.
But his wit came up horribly short.
by A Dame
He wants to make us great
You can count all his mistakes
Profiting from wars
Missles to disarm
Bought his way out of jail not hell.
by Anonymous 2
Jeanette was a self proclaimed floozy
Who frequented pubs to get woozy
She was leaving with Jay
When Charles asked, “If I may?”
Jeanette said, “I’ll do one or twosie.”
by Laura Baker
Farland Johansen was so very handsome
All night and all day he could not keep his pants on
The kvinner adored him
In spite of his short stem
Twas his oddly shaped thumb that made them all come
by Laura Baker