Privacy Policy for Spaghettify Interactive Animation

Spaghettify does not collect, store, or share any data or personal information from its users. This is because its sole programmer has no idea how to do such things. Really, he's spent his academic career skating by doing the bare minimum and that attitude has extended into his professional one. This app doesn't even use boolean variables- it probably should have but its creator found how to make it work without them and was afraid of adding anything that could ostensibly break the whole thing. Here at Spaghettify we understand your concern that nefarious underpinnings could be at work but we assure you, this was made by someone who is just not that smart. We do not require users to create accounts or passwords, nor do we ask for an email associated with the user (we're using the royal "we" because, again, this was all made by one guy who is actually pretty inept). Our app does not send notifications, access cookies, store your IP address, run advertisements, or use third-party content. We don't store your data. Frankly, we don't know how and are not that interested in learning how to do so.