Safety, Security, Simple.

Who We Are

Someind Security is a completely legitimate private security company founded in 1993½. We provide award winning service to our customers and have been trusted since 2027. Someind Security is a division of Someindustries.

What We Do

Someind Security provides quality security services for your home and/or business. We have a fleet of security cars ready to protect your property as well as terminate any threats that may come up. Whether you need security guards, security patrols, cameras, or armed response, we have it. 

Why This Matters

Because you should trust a company that states their own legitimacy and repeats propaganda to you.

Q&A

Q: Why?
A: Why not?

Q: Why did I just see one of your guards driving 100+ MPH in a school zone with red and blue police lights and catching air over a bump?
A: Please see Executive Order 38258.

Q: Aren't you currently being sued by like 15 different people?
A: That information is confidential.

Q: What happened in late 2020?
A: [This information has been removed for violating a non-disclosure agreement between Someindustries and a third-party.]

Q: Kilo Foxtrot!
A: Alpha Charlie!

Q: This is not a question.
A: It is now, bitch.

Q: Where can I find info about different computers Someindustries has?
A: Please click this link.

Q: I want to see a poorly-made advertisement for my second favorite fictionally satirically nonfictional really real unreal security provider brand thing!
A: That's not a question, but here you go.

Wanna ask a question? No? Fuck you, email someindustriesllc@gmail.com anyways*.

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