A note from Jackson
more than one!Table of Contents
Section I: The Hot Lunches
Ingredients: Cheap deli ham, some american cheese, and a pretzel bun.
Description: A nice little sandwich, filling enough I guess.
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Ingredients: White bread bun, and a store bought chicken patty.
Description: Mediocre at best. The buns aren't great, and its best eaten with ketchup because of how dry it is.
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Ingredients: Breaded chicken tenders
Description: Theyre great, only if you have ketchup or any other condiment because they suffer the same problem as the Chicken Patty: D R Y
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Ingredients: Breaded chicken nuggets
Description: It's the most basic that basic gets, your standard school nuggets. Nothing special about these.
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Ingredients: It's literally just store bought
Description: Disgusting. Its not even french toast! IT HAS THE TEXTURE OF PANCAKES!
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Ingredients: Bread, cheese, square pepperoni (optional) and cheap tomato sauce
Description: It was fine, really but the cheese was really delicate and could just be taken off the pizza if you bit too hard.
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Ingredients: Bread, actual pizza crust, circular pepperoni, and tomato sauce
Description: A serious upgrade, good job Smithville! The newer pepperoni is much better than the old ones because you get much more and it tastes better.
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Ingredients: French bread (obviously), tomato sauce, and square pepperoni (optional)
Description: Better than the Old Pizza, But not as good as the New Pizza. The French bread is meh, I don't love it but don't hate it.
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Ingredients: Store bought cheese crunchers
Description: absolutely amazing, this might be the greatest school lunch item that has graced my very LIPS
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Ingredients: A LOT of cheese, bread, and butter
Description: There's more cheese than dunker here, and I'm all for it!
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Ingredients: Queso cheese, mystery meat, salsa (optional) and Tostitos nacho chips.
Description: I don't have anything against these but like... why are we given a bag of Tostitos!? I'm not a fan of salsa so I don't have anything to say about it, but the queso is nice.
UPDATE: Having Nachos Grande again and... It's not good. The meat included is... terrible. I didn't get the salsa, it's probably the same though. The meat we were given tasted kinda spicy, I didn't like it.
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Ingredients: Cornbread batter, and a hot dog
Description: Oh, yum! School corn dogs aren't actually that bad, it's just that some of them come out a bit odd.
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Ingredients: Pancake, popsicle stick, sausage.
Description: You may be wondering if it's a good combination. No, no it's not. The combination of this and chocolate milk end in disaster.
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Sorry, couldn't find an image showing what our school's breadsticks ACTUALLY looked like.
Ingredients: bread, garlic, and cheap cheese
Description: The breadsticks are alright, really. But the cheese literally falls off of it after the first bite.
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Section II: The Sandwiches + Other main options
Ingredients: Cheap deli ham, american cheese, and white bread
Description: Again, basic as can be. Nothing special.
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Ingredients: Lettuce, tomato, hoagie roll, ham, and pepperoni
Description: It's actually quite nice, that is until the entire sandwich disassembles itself.
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Ingredients: Tuna, white bread, and cheese
Description: Never had it, sounds gross. I'm going for the safest option on the Yum-O-Meter.
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Ingredients: Yogurt, and really any small fruit
Description: James' favorite! Besides that, it's yogurt.
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Ingredients: Lettuce, tomato, onion, and a pack of croutons
Description: Only good things are the croutons, next question. And if you're wondering "have you even had the salad?" Yes, I have and the lettuce feels cheap, there isn't enough tomatoes, and I HATE ONIONS!
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Section III: Drinks
Ingredients: Apple juice
Description: Pro-tip: get fruit punch instead. These don't taste the best, but they're somewhat refreshing.
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Ingredients: Apple juice
Description: Disgusting. Downright DISGUSTING. I wouldn't force ANYONE to drink this, not even my worst enemy.
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Ingredients: Artificial fruit punch
Description: Superior to the Apple Juice in every way. Even if it doesn't taste the best, it's my personal favorite for the fruit drinks.
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Ingredients: Artificial fruit punch
Description: NO!
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Ingredients: Lowfat milk, and chocolate syrup
Description: The top of the food chain when it comes to school drinks. Easiest 100 ever.
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Section IV: The Breakfast Items
Ingredients: Dough, and powdered sugar
Description: My person favorite breakfast item, with a nice amount of donuts and a great taste.
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Ingredients: Cereal, and a bowl
Description: It's literally cereal, what am I supposed to say about it?
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Ingredients: Whole grain pop tart
Description: The actual pastry is mediocre but the outside crust...... EW!
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Ingredients: Batter, and chocolate chips
Description: As the last item on this list, I'd like to tell a little story while we go. I've been at this school for years and I'm really gonna miss it. As this is my last year, I'll be going to middle school soon, but you eventually have to let things go. And for this muffin, it's pretty good. Just like my time at this school.
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