Kooky 1 Forever
One day, there was a blue hedgehog, who is just standing there.
But then he saw a odd detective, who put mean birds in some odd characters!
And to finish it off, Mr. Gadget (AKA Inspector Gadget) broke the Kuchipatchi of Truth, and scatered the 6 Wonders of Kookyness, and in doing so, cursed Sonic of becomeing a diva (Hatsune Miku) after retrieving the 7th Wonder of Kookyness, known as the "Forbidden Diagonal Mario"
Take down Mr. Gadget and Tell Your World* great again!
*Yes that is a Miku reference...