• A new military truck has been released by Lykins. View it here.
• Results have been calculated from the July sale of military surplus vehicles. The SimpleLandian Department of Defense made $1,002,229,000,000 (~$1 trillion). With that money, our military will be even better than ever!
• A Chinese helicopter carrier was recently sunk by an SLAF Attack Colt in the Indian Ocean. Disguised as a US escort carrier dubbed USS Tiny, it is estimated to have the intention of landing troops in Sri Lanka. An SLAF patrol intercepted the carrier. They radioed base and asked if ships were supposed to be in the area. No was the answer. The ship did not respond to radio comms. So the Colts sunk it to the bottom.

On August 10th, 2018, the New Republic of SimpleLandia was formed from the ruins of the previous Republic of SimpleLandia. The country is made up of a large island chain, the former Falcon Isles, located in the mid-Pacific Ocean, and California, formerly owned by the United States. Our President is Leo Lykins.