Shitmemery is officially running to serve the rest of his term! Read a transcript of his launch speech here.
Shitmemery recently sat down with the local news for his first interview of the campaign. Read all about it here.
In his short time in the federal government, Shitmemery has risen to prominence in the Senate as the most active legislator. He has a strong, bipartisan track record and is yet to miss a vote. He is not a Democrat. He is not a Republican. He is a Northeasterner, whatever the opposition may say. His Northeastern office, located at 500 Lincoln Street, Boston, is always open to concerned constituents during office hours. Can't make the trek? Email him at senator@memery.senate.gov