Shit was born in Newton, Northeastern on July 25th, 1976. He grew up in the state, and attended local public schools before graduating from Boston College with a degree in Economics in 1994. At BC, he met his current wife, Lauren. They are married with three children, and they now live in Swampscott.
Sen. Shit was politically inclined from a young age; he worked on his first campaign at the age of 12 when he canvassed for President George HW Bush in the Northeast. Since then, he has assisted every Republican presidential campaign and countless other races up and down the ballot.
Shitmemery remains a prominent figure in modern politics. In the most recent presidential election, then-Lt. Governor Shit came in close second in the presidential primary to Dixie Governor Dobs. Despite this defeat, Shitmemery dedicated himself to helping Republicans across the country, embarking on a nationwide tour to stump for Republican House and Senate candidates, as well as the Presidential ticket. This generated quite a following, especially when Shit swung by all three districts in the Northeast for both rowdy campaign events and for old times' sake. More than anywhere else, Shit feels at home on the campaign trail in the Northeast.