When “Retirement” Got a Little Too Quiet

I mean, really bored. My brain, after decades of running at full speed with every tab open, suddenly had nothing to do but contemplate whether I should reorganize the spice rack alphabetically or by “vibe.” (Paprika gives off chill energy, in case you’re wondering.)

So what’s a restless retiree to do?

Well, I decided it was time to give my brain a little workout. I’ve gone back to working on a project-by-project basis, just enough to keep the mental gears turning without rejoining the 9-to-5 grind. It’s the perfect mix: I get to use my skills, stay connected, and earn a little travelling money!

Now, I get to wake up excited again, sometimes about a new project, sometimes just about the fact that I remembered what day it is. It’s fun, it’s flexible, and it keeps me out of trouble (and by trouble, I mean spending too much time talking to the dogs).

So if you’re newly retired and starting to feel like you’ve watched everything on Netflix twice, take it from me: it’s okay to admit that total relaxation isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Sometimes, giving your brain a little challenge is the best way to enjoy your well-earned freedom.

Besides, who says retirement has to mean doing nothing? I prefer to think of it as doing whatever keeps me smiling ... and awake past 8 p.m.