"Take Only Two"
SCP-330: "Take only two"
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-330 is to be stored in a secure locker within a standard containment chamber. Access to SCP-330 requires Level 2 clearance or higher. Experimentation must be conducted using D-class personnel with no history of diabetes. No more than two (2) pieces of candy may be removed at any given time, except during authorized testing13.
Description: SCP-330 is a stainless steel bowl containing an assortment of individually wrapped candies. A handwritten note affixed to the bowl reads "take no more than two, please!!" This note cannot be removed or obscured, and all who approach the bowl become aware of its message1.
The anomalous properties of SCP-330 manifest when an individual attempts to remove more than two pieces of candy within a 24-hour period. Upon taking a third piece, the offender's hands are instantly severed at the wrists by an unknown mechanism. The incision occurs at a molecular level, leaving no tool marks or identifiable factors1.
Notable observations:
The effect persists even when candies are removed through remote manipulation.
After 24 hours, the "count" resets, allowing for additional candy removal.
Prosthetic limbs are not exempt from SCP-330's effects, as evidenced by experiments with amputee subjects1.
Addendum: Recent testing has revealed that the candies within SCP-330 possess various anomalous effects when consumed. These effects range from health benefits to altered perceptions, making SCP-330 a potential resource for both medical and tactical applications67.
Warning: Unauthorized access or experimentation with SCP-330 is strictly prohibited. Failure to adhere to the two-candy limit will result in immediate and irreversible consequences.