FOR KIDS VERSION (IT'S A.I BECAUSE KIDS THAT ARE UNDER 10 ARE CHUDS) 

Crimson:

• Crimson is British.

• Crimson is 48 Years old. He was created on March 15, 1976.

• Crimson is 6'4 feet tall. (76 Inches.)

• Crimson is a hybrid robot with a CRT TV and PC design. 

• Crimson has a special ability to transfer TV channels.

• Crimson's CRT head is based on an Apple Macintosh Colour Display (M1212).

• Crimson loves The Beatles, Nine Inch Nails, Oasis, and Eraserheads.

• Crimson wants to learn German, French, and Filipino.

• Crimson always glitches when he's flustered.

• Crimson is afraid of the water.

• Crimson loves Jello.

• If you press one of the buttons on his monitor, it plays silly sounds, just like Badware.

• Crimson can play sounds if he's sappy. One time, he acted like a whining kicked dog when he heard lightning. Saintgoat really made something special, innit?

• Crimson is actually attractive. (And don't make suggestive art... please.)

• Tenn—I meant Crimson also has exposed wires connecting to his monitor. And other inputs behind his head.

• Crimson hates BTS.

• Crimson can transform into a PC and revert whenever SaintGoat needs to use him for research. This function is primarily used for simple games such as Minesweeper and various card games. 

• He also tends to forget that he can’t actually eat pizza or drink pop. Sometimes he ends up splatting pizza onto his screen by accident, or tries to “drink” pop, only for it to spill all over his monitor instead. 

• Crimson loves playing Pickleball.

• Do not ever. EVER. Eat Crimson's food. It's shit.

• If Crimson were a human, he would look like this → [CLICK HERE]

• Crimson has 30 different faces. And SaintGoat (which is Rayja) is making and testing right now.

• Crimson has a special USB port for SaintGoat to make new faces.

• Crimson is actually ridiculously good at Rugby.

• Crimson's dad is not SaintGoat. SaintGoat is his Guardian or Godfather. It's... Tenna. You heard me right. Tenna. It's official. 

Sarah:

• Sarah is very shy.

• Sarah is 57 years old. She was created on May 28, 1969.

• Sarah is 7'1 feet tall. (85 Inches.)

• Sarah is a hybrid robot with a TV and CRT PC design.

• Sarah was supposed to be named Noelle. But her system was glitched. So Sarah.

• Sarah can do a backflip.

• Sarah's behaviour is the same as Veeronica.

• Sarah is Canadian.

• If you press one of the buttons on her monitor, it plays cat sounds. 

• Sarah loves Nirvana, Foster the People, and Green Day.

• Sarah wants to make a Leche Plan.

• Sarah is based in Veeronica and Harken. When I didn't even know Veeronica or the game.

• Sarah gets flustered quickly when she hears a flirty joke.

• Sarah loves to draw. She puts all the drawings on her wall.

• Sarah has phonophobia, and she has a DS.

• Sarah loves to ride a skateboard.

• Sarah's CRT monitor is based on a 2004 HP 7550 monitor.

• Sarah hates to see Crimson bullying Ryan.

• Sarah isn't actually very social. She's an introvert.

Ryan:

• Ryan is an entity, which means they don't have a background.

• Ryan is 20 years old. They were created on June 6, 2006

• Crimson is 6'8 feet tall. (80 Inches.)

• Ryan is Non-binary.

• Ryan is scared of the pool. But they wear a pool floatie.

• Ryan is based on Party Noob from Regretevator.

• Ryan loves Lady Gaga, Bloodhound Gang, The Bloomfields, and Michael Learns To Rock.

• Ryan has a ton of Steam games.

• Ryan loves taunting their big bro.

• Ryan loves to break down.

• Ryan loves playing Roblox.

• Ryan loves to make garlic bread.

• Ryan also hates BTS.

• Ryan uses Crimson's CRT monitor to play his N64 and Snake game.

• Ryan loves to use 'Clanker' or 'Oil drinker' to Crimson. Only Crimson.

• Ryan loves to ride their motorcycle.

• Ryan is bald. That's why they have a party hat.

• Ryan told Crimson that they have a crush on Vee from Dandy's World. Crimson laughed, and Sarah smacked him.

Mafia:

• Mafia is French and German.

• Mafia is 27 years old. He was created on October 16, 1999

• Crimson is 5 feet tall. (65 Inches.)

• Mafia is a mix of Artful and Chance.

• Mafia hates loud sounds.

• Mafia loves to wear Audio-Technica Headphones.

• Mafia's theme song is 'I Am The Walrus by The Beatles.'

• Mafia doesn't swim. So he wears a pool floatie.

• Mafia meets up with Artful.

• Mafia loves making chocolate chip cookies.

• Mafia's favourite games are Hollow Knight and Deltarune.

• Mafia plays the bass.

• Mafia likes Blackpink.

• Mafia has a tattoo on his back. He's in a gang.

• Mafia loves roller skating and wearing tennis shorts.

• Mafia has a bald spot. But he covers it with his hat and uses a ton of Sharpies to cover it up.

• Mafia once used Kool-Aid to dye his hair

Other:

• Crimson's and Sarah's robot cord tails are very sensitive. Crimson and Sarah can get electrocuted by a soda or water on the plug.

• Crimson and Sarah have no antivirus software installed.

• Crimson and Sarah get charged up by their cord tails.

• Crimson's and Sarah's party hats are heavily magnetized. And it's also their antennas. But they can't feel the heaviness. 

• Crimson and Sarah have small openings used for oil disposal, not anything like human anatomy. (Why am I even saying this… don’t make it weird.)

• Crimson and Sarah have a button to access their maintenance compartments… (I can’t believe I’m saying this.)

• Crimson and Sarah can't eat or drink. 

• Crimson and Sarah have their own remote control for their CRT-PC screen. 

• Crimson and Ryan are so damn strong that they can turn a valve with one hand.

• Crimson and Sarah’s screens are not touch-enabled.

• 2 TV Heads & 2 Entities

[04/04/2026]

-- Rayja Makurt T. Morta