rules.

Rule #1: I am the Smashtasticaneer.

Rule #2: No one else is the Smashtasticaneer.

Rule #3: haters bad lol

Rule #4: watch my videos even if Aphmau isn't in the title

Rule #5: I know my cringe compilations are shit.

Rule #6: The video is over after the outro.

Rule #7: STS has only 6 episodes.

Rule #8: face reveal

Rule #9: I'm not gay.

Rule #10: I HATE APHMAU

Rule #11: don't like my content? Neither do I.

Rule #12: I AM the cringy one.

Rule #13: All of the cringy animations are gone.

Rule #14: who the hell is SmashKidX?

Rule #15: Don't comment on my videos if you're Colonel Doge.

Rule #16: Doodletones is a trap

Rule #17: I love Filthy Frank.

Rule #18: yes, I know, my animations are shit.

Rule #19: If you're going to hate on me be ready for me to hate back.

Rule #20: Don't watch my videos if you're a part of my family.

Rule #21: Aphmau is cringy. Get over it.

Rule #22: My real name is Jakob.

Rule #23: NO, my real name is not Stephen or Jaycen.

Rule #24: Don't use memes from 2015 or lower.

Rule #25: No, I'm not a weeaboo. I watched Space Dandy when I was in third grade

Rule #26: I like to Sourcemap and work with the Source Engine.

Rule #27: I admire the work of DaimConneSDK.

Rule #28: I play a bit of BOTW.

Rule #29: it's the fanbase that makes Minecraft cringy.

Rule #30: I don't make Puttymations anymore.

Rule #31: I don't do Gmod vids either.

Rule #32: subscribe.

Rule #33: I have a Discord. https://discord.gg/CnxZVcB

Rule #34: objectively the best thing ever.

Rule #35: Most of my fanbase is 10 year olds. Get used to it.

Rule #36: yes, I play a bit of Minecraft as well.

Rule #37: I'm also an HL2 fan.

Rule #38: most of these aren't rules.

Rule #39: what goes up must come down.

Rule #40: I probably won't continue to work on this list.

Rule #41: I will.

Rule #42: if your profile pic is anime or My Little Pony, your opinion doesn't matter.

Rule #43: I'm a writer. Check out Stephen's Lore.

Rule #44: I'm not going to make another YouTubers and You.

Rule #45: If you're going to hate on my channel and you actually make sense, I'm afraid of you.

Rule #46: If a famous animator ever comments on one of my videos, it's intimidating.

Rule #47: Stories is not 8. Stories big gay

Rule #48: Follow the rules.

Rule #49: If you include the word "dipshit" in your sentence, I respect you 20% more.

Rule #50: OK, that's the end of the rules.

Rule #51: well, maybe that's a lie.

Rule #52: [redacted]

Rule #53: Doodletones gay

Rule #54: despaciot

Rule #55: oof

Rule #56: this website is outdated.

Rule #57: NO APHMAU FANS ALLOWED! >:(

Rule #58: MLP and FNaF are not to be tolerated under any circumstances.

Rule #59: I'm immature. Get used to it.

Rule #60: now, THIS is the end.