Hi, I'm Rocklys Rocksford! I love Rocks and ship a wide range of personal and commission rocks.

I love rocks. Its been my passion ever since I was a young child. I would spend my days thinking and dreaming about rocks... It was until I was in the 7th Grade when I realized there has never been a rock delivery service outside of a bad company called Generic Rocks Co.

In our 7th Grade show and tell, I showcased a prototype for my rock delivery service. Everyone laughed at me. Then the teacher proceeded to beat the shit out of me. I was expelled immediately, and them my family was executed on my behalf. I lived the rest of my life an orphan, grieving the death of my parents. I swore that one day my dream will be a reality.

After I graduated from High School, I got married to my 47 year old partner, Ashley. Together over the next 9 year, we planned out and prepare to change to world with our rocks.

Today, I now own a rock selling company for a living, and I now live in a giant ass mansion. Boy, would my teacher feel jealous.