Pumpkins on Parade
There are Pumpkins on Parade
Some on floats piled up high
Some on skates go rolling by
Jack O’ Lanterns from downstate
And they don’t have a clue
Why they’re coming after you
With fire in their eyes
Alarm alarm an alarm from the farm
They may be evil and mean you harm
They’ve rented a truck and we’re in a mess
They all have cell phones with GPS