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Kor, our silly little rock mascot that we all know and love.
Brother Tom's wife, Meg.
Kor's mom, Mother Greg. Mother Greg had an affair with Stickie Mickie, that's why Brother Tom has arms.
Kor's dad, Smelly Garry. Kor's mother tried to peel his mustache off once.
Stickie Mickie. For some reason he's allowed to come to family thanksgiving but no one knows why. Brother Tom's real dad, but Smelly Garry doesn't know that. (SO DONT TELL HIM.) Had an affair with Mother Greg. During family thanksgiving, Kor's mother tries to get them as far away from Mickie as possible.
No one in the family actually knows where he came from, but he is there and they love him.
ET. Sits on their door step and occasionally goes to Vuur's house to sit on their doorstep as well.
Pet cat named Wiggles. Wiggles is the best cat and has an award for being the best cat.
the best cat award that was given to wiggles in 1924
Sadass Fred is Mother Greg's third cousin twice removed's dad's pet cat's uncle, which means he's Kor's fourth cousin twice removed's dad's pet cat's uncle.
I wonder what he does in that alley at 4 am... Hmmm..... It's probably fine!
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