Quahog Stripes brings a new outlook on fantasy football with a heavy reliance on analytics. The head coach Jack, is a man of science. Coach Jack comes from the new age of fantasy football. With a heavy interest in statistics, the Quahog Stripes look to win on the waiver wire and rely on their superb roster management skills. Backed by math and science can The Quahog Stripes nerd their way to a championship? - LEFT LEAGUE DUE TO MEDICAL ISSUES - Diagnosed with BB.... get better sooon.

• Head Coach: Jack. D

• Location: Quahog, Rhode Island

• Home Field: Quahog Dome

• Capacity: 65,000

• Rivals: Greendale Human Beings | Maine Moose

• Slogan: "Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that."

• Fight Song: Head Coach Jacks Theme Song 🔊