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Welcome to Rhys Genital-man's Club — where the beer’s cold, the games are loud, and the good times hit harder than a last-second touchdown.
This is your spot — a place built for guys who live for the rush of the game and the chill of a night out with the crew. Every wall’s got a screen, every table’s got a story, and the energy’s electric from kickoff to last call.
Sink your teeth into flame-grilled burgers, saucy wings, and loaded fries that don’t hold back. Wash it down with an ice-cold pint or a shot that’ll put hair on your chest. Whether it’s fight night, game day, or just Friday, Rhys Genital-man's Club is where legends unwind and new stories start.
No rules. No pretense. Just sports, friends, and the kind of nights you talk about all week.
Waffle Fries – $3
Waffle Fries – $3
Crispy, golden, and dangerously addictive. These waffle-cut fries are fried to perfection — crunchy on the outside, fluffy on the inside, and dusted with our signature seasoning blend.
Perfect for soaking up that last bit of burger juice or loading up with extra sauce. Simple. Salty. Satisfying.
$3 – The ultimate wingman for any meal.
Onion Rings – $5
Onion Rings – $5
Thick-cut, beer-battered, and fried to golden perfection — these onion rings bring the crunch every bite deserves. Sweet onions wrapped in a crispy, flavorful coat that hits that perfect balance of salty and satisfying.
Stack ’em, share ’em, or keep ’em all to yourself — no judgment here.
$5 – Big crunch. Bigger flavor.
Poutine – $5
Poutine – $5
Straight outta Canada and straight-up delicious. A mountain of crispy fries loaded with melty cheese curds and smothered in rich, savory beef gravy. Every forkful hits with that perfect combo of salty, cheesy, and messy-in-the-best-way.
It’s comfort food done the Rhys way — bold, hearty, and built to crush cravings.
$5 – Forks optional. Appetite required.
Calamari – $5
Calamari – $5
Tender rings of squid, lightly breaded and fried golden-crispy, served with a zesty marinara or house aioli for dunking. Perfectly seasoned, perfectly crunchy, and perfectly shareable… if you’re willing.
$5 – Seafood with an attitude.
The Rhys Burger – $12
The Rhys Burger – $12
Meet the heavyweight champ of the grill. The Rhys Burger starts with a thick, juicy Wagyu beef patty, seared to perfection for that melt-in-your-mouth flavor and rich, buttery bite. Stacked high with crispy smoked bacon, melted cheddar, caramelized onions, and a hit of house-made burger sauce, it’s pure indulgence between a toasted brioche bun.
Every bite packs a punch — smoky, savory, and dripping with flavor that’ll have you licking your fingers and ordering another round.
$12. Simple. Legendary. Exactly how a burger should be.
The Kyle’s 12 Inches of Meat – 24" Pizza
The Kyle’s 12 Inches of Meat – 24" Pizza
Go big or go home — and Kyle never goes home hungry. This monster 24-inch pie is stacked edge-to-edge with twelve full inches of meaty madness: pepperoni, sausage, smoked bacon, ham, and spicy beef crumble — all piled high on a crispy-chewy crust that can barely handle the load.
Smothered in bubbling mozzarella and our signature house sauce, The Kyle’s 12 Inches of Meat isn’t just a pizza — it’s a challenge, a feast, and a bragging right all in one.
Perfect for sharing with the crew… or claiming solo if you’ve got something to prove.
$18 – Built for the bold, finished by the brave.
Mama’s Crème Sundae – $7
Mama’s Crème Sundae – $7
Sweet, creamy, and unapologetically decadent. Vanilla ice cream piled high, drizzled with rich chocolate and caramel sauces, sprinkled with crunchy nuts, and crowned with a cherry on top. Every bite is a little celebration — messy, delicious, and exactly what dessert should be.
$7 – Because grown men deserve a little sweet indulgence too.
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