THE DISTORTION

The Meme You Weren’t Meant to Miss."

> There were memes you loved…

but bought too late.

Ones you skipped…and watched hit $100M.

And others…that deserved the world but crashed too soon.

RETROGRADE is none of them —It’s all of them.

> A portal opened.

A clock reversed.

This is your rewrite window.

🔁 Missed $WIF?

🔁 Saw $DOG crash at $4M?

🔁 Bought $HULK after ATH?

RETROGRADE isn’t nostalgia — it’s restitution.

No more “what if.”

Just now or never.