New Ozark Weekly (N.O.W.) is the official New Ozarkian news agency. Rather than imitating a real newsletter, or other such professional work, we focus on entertainment and reader interest, presented in a friendly, easy to pick up manner, with weekly releases on new articles of varying topics.
Age: 15
Sex: Male
Fun fact: He has pica, and will eat ice and other such things conpulsively
Serious fact: Is a devoted practitioner of religion, and a follower of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Age: 15
Sex: Male
Fun fact: Voted New Greenia's Sexiest Man Alive (Which is a sad statement on the other candidates)
Serious fact:Â
We release every Sunday evening, unless we're running late or something, in which case, we'll get it out as soon as we can.
Our next release is set to be No one knows! Yay!
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