Hi there! My name is Piggy Brain (猪脑花), and yes—I’m every bit as quirky as I sound. I’m a proud Four-Eyed Iron-on-Gold Fluffy Dog (四眼铁包金土松犬), a traditional Chinese rural pup with eyebrows so majestic they count as extra eyes. I was born on April 17, 2025, and adopted into the best home ever on June 24, 2025. My life goal? To earn my dogtorate from Princeton—just like my daddy (paws crossed)! Wish us both luck—though I hear belly rubs help with dissertation stress! 🐾🎓