After 8 weeks of flat-out racing, chaos, banter, and sausage rolls…

🥇 DH takes the title with 129 points!
Consistency. Confidence. Cowboy hat. He did it all.

🥈 TM 55 finishes second with 108 pts
Led most of the season, but couldn’t hold off the late DH charge.

🥉 TRICKS grabs third with 102 pts
Wild card. Trash talker. Still on the podium.

💰 Prize bags incoming for all three.

Massive respect to every racer who turned up, set times, and kept it competitive. You made it what it is.
And if you didn’t race… don’t worry, Season 3 is coming. Just be quicker.

We’re six weeks deep, and the title fight just got spicy. TM 55 keeps the lead on 108 points, but DH is now just 8 points behind with two weeks to go. Both landed 18 points this round, but DH’s consistency and pure stubbornness are starting to smell like championship material (or maybe that’s another sausage roll).

While they scrap at the top, TRICKS is starting to fall back — only 8 points this week. He’s either out of form or deep in a side quest for “best dressed in a pit lane.”

But let’s talk about BLONDIE.
25 points again.
Two back-to-back wins. From zero to full threat. Now sitting on 65 points, and if TM or DH slip up even slightly, Blondie could shock the grid in Week 8.

🕵️‍♂️ BREAKING NEWS: UNDERCOVER RAT EXPOSED – NEW GROUP CHAT LIVE 🕵️‍♀️ 

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📲 Wanna stay in the loop? Ask around and get added to the new one.

We’re keeping it tight. No ghosts. No feds. 

🏆 End of Season Bonus: Top 3 overall walk away with extra cash, clout, and forever bragging rights. 

You heard it right TM 55 didn’t score.
Either he crashed, overslept, or his pink afro got caught in the steering column. Whatever it was, Week 5 was a total write-off for the frontrunner. He stays on top with 93 points, but the sharks are circling…

DH pounced, finishing 2nd this week and now sitting just 11 points behind. He’s gone from sausage roll banter to full-on title threat. Rumour has it the cowboy hat stays on during the race now. Aero disadvantage? Maybe. Intimidation factor? Huge.

TRICKS bagged 18 points with a clean drive, dragging himself into real contention. Sitting just 19 points off TM 55, and he’s still claiming he's “not even trying yet.”

But the shock of the week?
BLONDIE with a 25-point masterclass. Zero to podium in one week. Some say they was sandbagging. Others say they just unlocked her final form. Either way, they now tie nx for 4th place.

🏁 WEEK 5 STANDINGS HIGHLIGHTS:

• 1st – TM 55 (93 pts) – Skipped the week or ran out of talent?
  
  

• 2nd – DH (82 pts) – Steady, smug, and now a real contender.
  
  

• 3rd – TRICKS (74 pts) – Starting to back up the chat.
  
  

• 4th (Tied) – nx & BLONDIE (40 pts) – Quiet consistency vs sudden explosion.

Paddock Talk:

• TM 55: “Didn’t race this week. Wanted to give the rest a chance.”
  
  

• DH: “I don’t chase wins. I chase pastries. The wins just follow.”
  
  

Published: 16/06/25 - 13:00

Week 4 came in hot. Pfister Comet SR only, tight corners, dock chaos, and no room for error. The sprint format meant full throttle, no time for a warm-up lap, and definitely no time to blink.

And guess who’s back on top?
TM 55, of course clocking a blistering 10:09.923, making the Comet SR look like it had twin turbos strapped to hope and caffeine.

TRICKS nearly nabbed it, just half a second behind. He’s now convinced the only reason he didn’t win is because he accidentally washed his gloves. Apparently, “grip was off.”

DH, fresh off his Week 3 win (fueled by sausage rolls), looked like he had a second pastry mid-lap. Still bagged 3rd, but didn’t quite have the same flaky magic.

Big respect to BigPoppaG for stepping up and landing 4th, silent but deadly in the corners.
Meanwhile, nx and TM AM rounded things out with more scenic routes than racing lines.

📢 WEEK 5 IS LIVE:

Track: OG Grapeseed Loop S2 W5

Class: C Class

🎲 WEEK 5 PREDICTIONS & PUNTER'S CORNER
We’re now halfway through the season and it’s starting to shape up like a TM 55 masterclass. With 93 points on the board and three wins out of four, you'd need a mechanical failure or divine intervention to knock him off the top.

But DH’s still hanging in there the pastry-powered prince sits second on 64 points. Consistency is his strength (and possibly Gregg's steak bakes).

TRICKS, meanwhile, remains unpredictable. Either he’s smashing fastest laps or blaming his shoelaces. Sitting 3rd with 59 points, he’s got potential… if he doesn’t “TRICK” himself out of another podium.

🎤 Fan Prediction Poll (so far):

• 65% backing TM 55 to win
  
  

• 20% reckon DH pulls something off again
  
  

• 10% hoping TRICKS finally delivers
  
  

• 5% just want carnage

Published: 08/06/25 - 14:30

Hold the brakes. DH actually won.
Yep. First place. No one knows how. Some say it was raw pace. Others say he taped a Greggs sausage roll to the wheel for balance and let the pastry guide him. Whatever it was, it worked. Week 3 is DH’s, 25 points straight in the bag. We’re now calling it the “Pastry Line” instead of the racing line.

Meanwhile, TM 55 settles for 3rd this time – still top of the leaderboard overall with 68 points and a comfy gap, but maybe that pink afro is slowing down aerodynamics?

TRICKS picked up 8 points this week. He’s still 3rd in the championship but apparently spent half the lap looking for shortcuts that don’t exist. “If you ain’t tricking, you ain’t trying,” he mumbled post-race, chewing on disappointment and fumes.

🧮 Top 3 after Week 3:

TM 55 – 68 pts
DH – 49 pts
TRICKS – 41 pts

Big shout to BLONDIE for finally appearing and smacking a 15-pointer on the board in his debut. Quiet entrance, loud performance.

🚗 Week 4 now live – COMET SR ONLY

No swaps. No excuses. One car. Best Upgrades. Get it done. 

TM 55 locked in another win, proving once again that consistency does beat chaos. Clocking a blistering 02:17.406 in the Nero Custom, TM 55 now basically pays rent on the podium.

But the real headline? DH lands in 2nd place — yes, seriously. Rumour has it he raced with one eye closed and half a Greggs sausage roll in hand. Some are calling it a fluke, either way, he beat TRICKS, who was too busy tricking himself into late apexes and poor exits to claim anything better than 3rd.

TM AM came in 4th. Close, but not close enough — sources say he's been seen rage-quitting practice sessions and blaming tyre pressure.

LegalMexican barely edged into the top 6, possibly distracted by filling out customs forms mid-lap.

As for nx, 5th place ain't bad… if we were ranking by vibes.

🗣 Post-Race Paddock Talk:

• TM 55: "I don't race to prove I'm the best. I race because no one else is even close."
  
  

• DH: "Podium? Didn’t even warm up. Might retire now, go out on a high nom nom nom"

In what can only be described as an absolute violation of track etiquette, TM 55 has left the entire Racetopia community in the dust with a blazing lap time of 2:16.754 in the Obey 8F Drafter — leaving the rest of the leaderboard wondering if they were driving with the handbrake on.

Not far behind (but still very much behind), TRICKS, TM AM, and TM BReady kept things tight with near-identical times, also piloting the 8F Drafter like it’s glued to the road — or maybe just duct-taped.

TM Kudos slid into 5th place, proving that having “TM” in your name basically guarantees speed, while nx rounded off the Drafter-dominated top six with a respectable "I tried" lap of 2:24.871.

Then came the rest.

DH bravely turned up in a Karin Kuruma, clearly misunderstanding the assignment — or maybe just here for the vibes. KenDoll and LegalMexican brought the Issi Sport out for a Sunday cruise, casually clocking in times that made spectators wonder if they’d stopped for snacks mid-race.

Special shoutout to 213, who also rocked an 8F Drafter, but apparently had it set to “eco mode”.

🏁 Final takeaway: If you’re not in an 8F Drafter, you’re not in the race — you’re just sightseeing.

TM55 Dominates as Season 1 Concludes – Who’s Ready for Season 2?

After eight weeks of intense time trials and adrenaline-fueled weekend races, Racetopia Season 1 has officially come to a thrilling conclusion! The final race times are locked in, the scores are set, and the leaderboard has been finalized.

The biggest headline from this week’s racing is TRICKS’ explosive climb into third place, knocking TM Kudos out of the top three standings. With just two weeks remaining in Season 1, every second on the track counts, and TRICKS made theirs count in a major way.

TM Kudos’ slip from the top three is a shocker, but with two more weeks of time trials left, there’s still a chance to fight back. Will TRICKS hold onto their newfound podium spot, or will Kudos make a last-minute comeback? Time will tell!

With only two more weeks of time trials before Season 1 wraps up, the race to secure a top spot is at a fever pitch. Every race matters, every second counts, and every driver is out to prove they have what it takes to be crowned one of Racetopia’s elite.

Who will hold their ground? Who will rise? And will TM Kudos reclaim their lost glory?

Stay locked in with Racetopia News for all the latest updates as the countdown to the season finale continues!

Week 5 of Racetopia has come to an end, and the leaderboard continues to confirm one thing—TM 55 is the racer to beat. Holding onto the top position, TM 55 remains the dominant force in the competition, proving once again why Team Midnight is the most formidable racing team in the city.

However, this week's results brought some surprises. While TM 55 kept their firm grip on first place, the second and third spots on the podium were taken by new challengers. Tricks secured a well-earned second place, while CPHcowboy claimed third, shaking up the standings and showing that the competition is far from over.

One notable aspect of Week 5 was the absence of police intervention. Unlike previous weeks, there were no reported disruptions from law enforcement. Speculation is rife among the racing community, with some suggesting that the lack of public Tweedle posts about the races may have kept authorities unaware of the high-speed action taking place. Whether this was a deliberate tactic by racers or merely a coincidence remains unclear, but it certainly contributed to a smooth and uninterrupted week of racing.

With Week 6 on the horizon, all eyes will be on TM 55 to see if they can continue their reign at the top, or if the new podium contenders will shake up the standings even further. One thing is certain—Racetopia is only getting more intense as the competition heats up.

The local racing scene is heating up with the closure of Week 3's timetrial! Fan favorite TM 55, initially leading with a blistering lap time of 03:49:167, has been dethroned. TM AM has snatched the top spot with a time of 03:46:983 , pushing TM 55 into second place. Despite TM 55's earlier confidence, stating "nobody is beating my times" the competition proved fierce. TM AM, reacting to the win, gave us a few words, "Unbeatable... Pfft, stay in your own lane." The season continues onto week 4, all eyes are on TM Kudos, known for his technical skills, he remains a strong contender but can he overcome the smoke and dust from being behind TM 55 and TM AM and power his way into first place? Stay tuned for further updates! Reported by @anon. 07/02/2025

The atmosphere is electric at the moment in the racing scene as racers from all over the city battle it out for the top spot in this week's time trials. They are currently week 3 into an 8 week long season with a new track each week to compete on. 

Local favorite 'TM 55', known for his impressive driving style, is currently in the lead with a blistering lap time of 03:49:167. But he's not the only one to watch. Keep an eye on 'TM Kudos', who's known for his technical skills.

The cars are a mix of A Class, all modified for maximum speed. The track is a challenging one, with a mix of tight turns and long straightaways.

"It's a tough course," said TM 55. "But I'm confident I can take home the win again, nobody is beating my times." reported by @anon 07/02/2025