WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LIED UNDER OATH?

KARMA, KARMA, KARMA, KARMA, KARMA
CHAMELEON!

When I was 10 years old and in the 5th grade, the last grade of elementary school at the time (2001-2002 school year) all the cool kids played Pokemon.  My best version was Pokemon Gold.  Wherein, my strongest Pokemon that I had was my Ampharos.

I was and am undefeated in live trainer battles.

My trick was to clone my super super strong Ampharos to make five copies and then have a random Pokemon that I picked randomly as the sixth to throw them off.  One of my bests was Dugtrio, which I transferred from my Yellow Version to Gold Version.

I remember battling this one guy and he was so relieved when he KO'd my first Ampharos.  Then, I sent out my second and he knew he didn't stand a chance.
That was my greatest victory, ever, in life.

INSIDE OF EVERY MC THERE IS A DC.  
IF AND ONLY IF YOU FIND IT, YOU WIN THE GAME.
LOGIC GAMES GALORE.
IF YOU CAN'T PLAY GAMES YOU WOULD'VE NEVER MADE IT THIS FAR.

Listen to Yourself
Think Everything Over

Listen to yourself...
Think everything over.

My favorite color is red.
YOU CAN COLLECT ALL THE RED APPLES IN THE WORLD BUT YOU GOTTA TRADE THEM UP TO GREEN APPLES EVENTUALLY.
IF SOMEONE'S HOARDING GREEN APPLES THEY CAN CHARGE YOU EVERY LAST RED APPLE YOU HAVE FOR JUST ONE GREEN APPLE.
COLLECT FOUR, YOU WIN THE GAME!

Evolve to a God

There once was a boy.
A very sensitive boy.

He is my clitoris.