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Introducing Proximal Awesomeness Therapy (PAT)
Introducing Proximal Awesomeness Therapy (PAT)
It's hard to find a therapy that delivers on its promise of pain relief isn't it? We know.
You've tried it all. From reiki and craniosacral therapy to herb supplements and Traditional Chinese Medicine. Nothing seems to work.
Until now.
Just the name "Proximal Awesomeness Therapy" sounds like something that would work, doesn't it? Well, it does! And we have the research to prove it!
What is Proximal Awesome Therapy?
You know how when you look at something really awesome and it makes you feel great? Well, that's Proximal Awesome Therapy (PAT)!
And we have several types of PAT, all at a price you can afford.
Videos, photographs, books, music, stories. . . and they are all awesome! And that awesomeness will make you feel great!
Looking at Earth from the Moon(Series of 12 photos)
$389
$389
Amadeus was Awesome(CD, Boxed Set)
$649
$649
Raining on animals in the Rainforest (Video 23:38)
$249
$249
Here are just some examples of tried and true therapies that your neighbour might be using right now!
- For depression, anxiety and hangovers, we suggest our "Looking at Earth from the Moon" series of awesome original photographs.
- For cancer, dissociative identity disorder and "foggy brains," we suggest our awesome video, "Raining on Animals in the Rainforest."
- For neck pain, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease and hemorrhoids, nothing can beat our awesome boxed set entitled "Amadeus was Awesome."
No matter what your affliction, we will take care of it.
Order today!
Order today!
Your money won't find its way into my bank account by itself, you know!
Your money won't find its way into my bank account by itself, you know!
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