Ending Guides (Spoilers):
Keep in mind that Credits don't roll unless you get Best Ending.
Best Ending: Cheer up Toroko. Get JMan (Pringle) to play "Battle at the Cube". Don't talk to Ballos. Talk to Ragtime and get all of his
dialog. Have Misery turn you into a Mimiga. Don't talk to Misery before talking to Ragtime. Don't blackmail Chako. Talk to Momorin
Sakamoto but don't hit on her. Talk to Davy and ShapedSet and get all of their lines. Go blow out your Candles.
Normal Ending: Do all of the Best Ending Steps but don't talk to Ragtime 2 times so Misery doesn't turn you into a Mimiga. Go blow out
your Candles.
A Coda without the Piano Man Ending: Do all of the Best Ending Steps but don't ask JMan) Pringle to play "Battle at the Cube". Go blow
out your Candles.
Missing Someone? Ending: Do all of the Best Ending Steps but don't talk either ShapedSet or Davy. Go blow out your Candles.
Scaredy-Cat Ending: Do all of the Best Ending Steps but don't talk to Momorin Sakamoto. Go blow out your Candles.
Bad Shipment Ending: Don't fall off the Island. Talk to Misery and call Ragtime her "Boyfriend".
Cherchez La Femme Ending: Don't blackmail Chako. Hit on Momorin Sakamoto and succeed.
Virgin Ending: Blackmail Chako or Hit on Momorin Sakamoto but fumble.
Mimiga Ending: Do nothing besides cheer up Toroko and have Misery turn you into a Mimiga. Go blow out your candles.
Plain Ending: Do nothing besides cheer up Toroko. Go blow out your candles.
Witch v Mother Ending: Fall off the Island at least once. Don't speak to Ragtime. Go blow out your Candles.
Poor Toroko Ending: Don't cheer up Toroko. Don't fall off the island or do but speak to Ragtime after. Don't blackmail Chako. Don't
to talk to Momorin Sakamoto or but do but don't hit on her. Go blow out your Candles.
Dark Ending: Get the Booster 2.0 from Professor Booster. Fly to the very top of the map.
Crash Down Ending: Talk to Ballos once at any time before blowing out your Candles.