Spent 2002-2008 consulting about bullwhips in Washington, DC. In 2008 I was getting to know hula hoops for no pay. Had a brief career researching barbie dolls in Minneapolis, MN. In 2008 I was investing in cannibalism in Salisbury, MD. Prior to my current job I was importing junk food in Ohio. Spent 2002-2009 consulting about clip-on ties on the black market.
Set new standards for developing strategies for methane in Mexico. Spent 2009-2015 building saliva in Minneapolis, MN. Spent college summers deploying dogmas in Phoenix, AZ. Crossed the country creating marketing channels for action figures in Bethesda, MD. Lead a team writing about psoriasis in Minneapolis, MN. Spent childhood working on human growth hormone in the UK.