Play Café AU ☕ 

Player

Role: Assistant Manager

Age: Undefined

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“Why did I take this job?”

Poppy Playtime

Role: Manager 

Age: 31

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The Short Queen has arrived! What Poppy lacks in height makes up for her intelligence and management skills (also cuz she was too short to do any other job) While Poppy’s pretty reserved, once ya get to know her she’s considerably more lively. One thing's for sure: Poppy hates Karens.

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• She is 0.60m (2ft)

• Absolutely tired of paperwork 

• Control freak

• Claustrophobic (fear of confined spaces)

• Manipulative 

Yarnaby

Role: The cafe cat

Age: Chikin nuggy

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Has absolutely zero braincells, but he loves to greet the guests!

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• Used to be one of the professor's cats before the college burned down

• Likes to follow Harley around...inside and outside the Cafe

• Doesn't shed like actual cats (since ya know he made of yarn)

Doey the Doughman

Role: Barista

Age(s): 30, 27 & 34 

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Three souls managed to possess this sentient blob and oml they can’t get along. But one thing they can all agree on is keeping the other toys safe and happy…and staying away from the freezer room.

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• If toys wanna talk to a specific half of Doey the toys just refer to one of his real names (that being Jack, Matthew (or Matt 4 short), and Kevin)  

• Kevin is literally a convicted criminal 

• LOVES Doughnuts 

• On the Cafe's off days, Doey usually cares for the toys and cleans the cafe alongside Mommy Long Legs

• Doey's VERY fast at making drinks, since he's a multitasker...and ya know...there's three of them. 

• Kevin and Matthew argue waaaay too much

Kissy Missy 

Role: Lead of Toy Resources (aka Human Resources)

Age: 28

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Ms. Missy is always here for the gang. She’s pretty shy and quiet but the toys still (platonically) love her :)

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• Currently dating Huggy

• Pyrophobic (Fear of fire)

• Helps Poppy reach high-up places

Huggy Wuggy 

Role: POC (point of contact)

Age: 27

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If a customer ever has a question about the Cafe, Huggy's here to help! Huggy just kinda hangs out near the cash register in case guests have any questions or concerns about the coffee. But I mean, why would they be concerned? There's absolutely nothing wrong with the coffee!

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• Currently dating Kissy

• One of the more grounded and sensible toys

• Acrophobic (has a fear of heights) 

Mommy & Daddy Long Legs

Role: Cleaning Lady

Role: Mechanic

Age(s): 38 & 36 

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These two have been together for WHO KNOWS how long. What happened to their child you may ask? Well sadly both Mommy and Daddy LL died before they could see their boy grow up :( But who knows maybe these two spiders might see their child again, somehow.

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• Mommy is quite sadistic, but Daddy will always support her

• Mommy often helps guide Kissy and Huggy through their relationship 

• Daddy is probably one of the few dads who would come back home after getting milk  

• Daddy can't open his mouth (sorta like Piano Man)

• Daddy is a wee bit of a butterfingers

• Mommy and Doey are besties

• "I'm not like a regular mom, Im a cool mom"

• Mommy HATES Poppy 

Pianosaurus [Piano Man]

Role: Jukebox / Pianist

Age: 28

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A silly and egotistical pianist who plays music for the crowd. This man's snores literally sound like piano chords. While he may put on a boastful and overconfident attitude, he is simply covering up how insecure he is about his own music.

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• Quite scared of Doey after Pianosaurus saw him kill a man with a meat cleaver

• Usually, when Pianosaurus talks, it sounds like he's singing (similar to Pianosaurus's in-game cutout).

• His keys also flash when he talks / sings

• Has an input jack at the back of his head, for shows n stuff

Boxy Boo

Role: Trash Can & Seamstress

Age: 30

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A certified trash fashionista who loves eating garbage, literally. Like Boxy will actively try to steal garbage from the guests' tables. This whole cafe thing was this guy's idea, and for some reason, he wanted the job of being a trashcan. But I mean he did design all the employees' clothes so I guess he’s not all that bad.

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• Favourite food is napkins and Livers

• Basically Rarity from MLP

• Was the one who named the company the “Play Cafe” 

• Yes, this guy likes fnaf. Don't bring it up in conversations...he will go on and on about the lore

Dr. Harley Sawyer 

Role: Health inspector

Age: 40 (dang you old)

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What could possibly be the cafe's worst enemy, oh yea HEALTH INSPECTORS. Seeing how the cafe literally uses dead bodies in their drinks and food, the toys gotta be extra careful when Sawyer's around!

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• Used to own a Scottish Fold cat who, as of now, has sadly "died" :,(

• He owns like 30 cats or smth

• Previously, one of the associate professors at the college

• This Au's version of Harley is a generally chill dude, why? Because...Irony

• Secretly intrigued about how the F**K toys can run a cafe and how that's even possible ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

• Just some guy trying to do his job

• Indeed, he's wearing high heels

• "ALL PRAISE YE CAT LORD!!!!!!!"

• Temporary Health Inspector, as he's currently looking for another job

DogDay

Role: Supplier Manager

Age: 26

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Obviously you need to be well stocked on goods, which is why DogDay's here! Without the proper ingredients, you can't make coffee, and DogDay makes sure items show up right on time! When DogDay's not working, usually he'll check up on other critters to see how they're doing.

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• Hangs out with CatNap in the afternoons

• A very understanding and open person :)

• Worried about Bobby, even though Bobby keeps saying she's fine

Hoppy Hopscotch

Role: Mechanic Helper

Age: 22

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One speedy and chatty lady she is. Hoppy helps Daddy Long Legs with keeping the Cafe in tip-top shape! Changing lightbulbs, fixing broken coffee machines, or maintaining the cafe's heater/cooler. With Hoppy's quick pace, she can grab any item Daddy needs in a few short seconds! 

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• Good friends with Kickin

• Extreamly talkitive

• See's Daddy Long Legs as sorta a father figure (Girly had daddy issues)

Bubba Bubbaphant

Role: Overall Scheduler & Coordinator

Age: 27

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With Bubba's excellent memory, he is constantly keeping track of the Cafe's events! He knows when the cafe should create limited-edition holiday drinks, when the store should open and close, all that sorta stuff!

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• Sometimes if the toys have a math question but don't have a calculator readily available. They just ask Bubba for the answer.

• People get Bubba's name confused with Baba's

Kickin Chicken 

Role: Violinist

Age: 24

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Who's the coolest kid in school? Well, it's not this guy, I mean...Kickin is cool, but he's technically an adult rather than a kid. Kickin shows his talents to the world and doesn't hesitate to put on a show. If he messes up, then no worries! He'll improvise and never give up. Though this urge to persevere does make him a bit stubborn. 

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• Usually accompanies Pianosaurus for shows

• Secretly jealous of Pianosaurus, since it feels like Kickin is in his shadow

• Despite being a bird, he can't fly

Bobby BearHug

Role: Cleaning Assistant

Age: 21

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Bobby is one caring soul, she assists Mommy Long Legs with cleaning the cafe during working hours. Though on Bobby's off hours, she likes helping the other toys with whatever they're doing. Why? Because it's the only way to feel productive and not be useless of course! If she's not doing anything, then what's the point of her existence...?

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• Can’t find joy in herself, so dedicates her time to helping others experience joy in hopes she'll feel the same.

• Needs outside validation

CraftyCorn

Role: Latte Artist + Interior decorator

Age: 23

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Guess what Crafty crafts...LATTE ART HHEHEHE. She has an eye for art and uses that ability to help out the cafe. During open hours, Crafty creates lovely murals on top of customers' coffee. Then on off days, she helps decorate the cafe! While she is a bit messy, a little mess never hurt nobody. Well...except possibly Mommy Long Leg's mentality... 

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• Plays MineCRAFT

• Gets along well with Boxy, since they both share creative visions

PickyPiggy 

Role: Chef #1

Age: 24

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(WIP)

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• (WIP)

Touille

Role: Chef #2

Age: 25

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Touille's an...interesting guy. He likes creating splendid dishes, but sometimes he puts...unique ingredients in his food. Whether or not these ingredients are safe for consumption is up for debate.

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• He has watched the movie Ratatouille 17 times

• Is he the cleanest person ever? uhhhhhhhh- No. 

• He should wash his hands more.

Maggie Mako

Role: Flavour Chemist / Taste Tester for Foods

Age: 24

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Say...who's responsible for creating such delectable foods? Well, it is none other than Maggie! She was previously going to be a chief, but she kept eating all the meals she was supposed to prepare for the customers. Hence, her role changed to a Flavour Chemist. At least now she can eat all the sweets she likes.

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• She plays Flavor Frenzy (pls someone get the reference)

• Doesn't know how she can actively eat food when she doesn't have a digestive system

Icky Licky

Role: Flavour Chemist / Taste Tester for the Coffee

Age: 23

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Oh me oh my, who made this delicious coffee!? It's Icky of course! Since Icky's in-game character smells like coffee, it's only fair that he's the one to develop the overall flavour of the cafe's beverages. While it is difficult to incorporate human flesh in drinks, somehow, Icky makes it work.

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• Icky's the tallest cafe critter

• Icky and Maggie are buddies, so much so they sometimes like to fool around with putting weird foreign stuff in coffee just to see what happens

• Since Icky drinks so much coffee, he can be quite hyper at times

• He has insomnia

Simon Smoke

Role: Marketing Director

Age: 24

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You thought Pianosaurus was egotistical, well CLEARLY you haven't met Simon. Smoke's ego is so full that he could float into the sky with how overinflated it is. Simon oversees how the cafe presents itself, recognising trends in the market and acting accordingly. He also manages the cafe's budget alongside Poppy.

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• Business Partners with Rabie Baby

• Rabie keeps flirting with Simon, but Simon's having none of it

Rabie Baby

Role: Social Media Advertiser

Age: 20

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Behold our social media star! Who probably has rabies... Baby consistently puts on a smile for her viewers (even if she's having a mental breakdown on the inside). Sometimes, if Baby's bored enough, she'll see what people are up to on the internet, possibly finding trends to follow as well.

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• She pretty much carries her phone everywhere

• She is not a literal baby, she's 20.

• Business Partners with Simon

Allister Gator

Role: Photographer

Age: 21

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Need a photo of the cafe for advertising? Allister's got you covered! Though do be warned Allister is hella lazy so if you're gonna ask for a photoshoot you better schedule a month in advance.

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• "I am not a crocodile"

• Allister procrastinates way too much

• Has to trim his eyebrows twice a week (why do you need to know this????)

CatNap

Role: Nightguard #1

Age: 25

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Catnap's a sleepy guy, with terrible morning breath. He was the first toy to volunteer as the nightguard. Meaning it's his job to keep the cafe safe in the evenings, even if it means killing anyone who enters. Catnap's breat- I mean...sleeping gas puts any raiders to sleep, leaving it up to Baba and Poe to do the dirty work. 

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• He is always and I mean ALWAYS tired

• Not a fan of Baba's presence

Baba Chops

Role: Nightguard #2

Age: 24

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Baba Blacksheep, please spare my soul. Driven by the desire for violence and her wish for solitude, Baba took on the role of a nightguard. Similar to Catnap and Poe, Baba has her own form of defence. That being a poisoned knife. So if anyone dares to break into the cafe, they're gonna be stabbed 37 times in the chest.

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• She's immune to several different types of poison

• Likes to collect skulls and study them in her room 

Poe

Role: Nightguard #3

Age: 21

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This bird dresses to impress! Poe despises the light, so he understandably took the night shift. Being a nightguard and all, Poe always has to have a form of defence. Like a knockoff brand of Lord Shen, Poe uses the several blades in his feathers and yeets them at opponents!

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• Poe's been in a constant emo phase. 

• Poe's Boxy's go-to model/muse

• Poe identifies as a male, however enjoys sporting feminine outfits / traits (aka he's basically a femboy)