The guy who gathered all in one place,Onard!Onard is our favourite employee,as he,as a bounty hunter,cleaned out all the hobos and gangs out of our building and rightfully delivered it back to its owner! 

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• Turk

• Pisser

    The true definition of a shitposter,Raprat!Raprat lives with his family,he usually makes ''Skibidi Toilet'' jokes and is pretty lazy,but he makes them dollars roll in!

     Raprat was a board game mascot before joining our family.He was fired because he was caught shooting loads into the game boxes.

      Raprat likes to do something called ''gooning'' to what he calls ''bops'' or ''zellig girls'',whatever that means!Guess we will never understand the young these days

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• American

• Plumber

      A true gentleman,Speldid!Speldid is an understanding and calm person,he loves to drink tea so much we made a special piss flavor for him!

      Speldid is like Winston Churchill,if he decided to explore ''the seven pisses'' instead of the seven seas.

       Speldid is always opposing to the current state of the world,even if he previously spoke against something,when it changes to something he wanted,he starts to oppose that too!

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• British

• Pisser

    A respectable war veteran,or a criminal,Rader!Rader is a childish person,if he is angry he probably wants some ice cream,he served in the army and now he is here!

    Rader likes working out and has a special daily exercise to keep himself in form,that's why he is our best guard!    Rader is accepting,calm and is a pacifist,he also likes to follow orders.

    Wish,that was also his personality in the war,before he had done all those....well.

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• Assyrian

• Guard

    A guy who listened to his parents ''Do drawing as a hobby!'' advice,Dane!

     Dane likes drawing and music,he is a member of many ''fandoms'' on the ''internet'',he is an engineer and he is a cool guy overall!

      He did the ''peace'' sign on the photo even though we told him not to,he was not given rations for a week.

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• Armenian

• Engineer

    Yes mate, thats's a typo,on his grave,a ghost,AHAED!Ahead is a car mechanic guy,he had a debt to the Piss Mafia,and when he died,they took his ghost and made him work here!

     He is a depressive guy,he probably listens to ''cut my life into pieces'' music,or that's what he was humming at least.

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• Italian

• Car Mechanic

    A literal .png moving around like a ''Baldi's Basics''character,Jay!Jay helped Onard clear out the company building.

    He may be a png,but he is pretty buff and will be happy to solve your problems!

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• Jaylandesee(?)

• Advertiser

      The troller himself,Anon!Anon is a digitally connected person,he usually hangs around the site ''4CHAN''.He also likes to tell people fun facts he learned from youtube shorts,some people call him ''Chud'' but he is a hard working and valuable employee for us!

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• ?

• Pisser