Why PhuKu?

At the end of the day all that matters is what your MOM says.

Nobody has Lobster Pizza, and even if they could it will NEVER be better than MINE.

All the other parlors think they're going to feed you SHIT and charge you ridiculous prices.   None of em are cool and don't even deliver on motorbike.

No red lights, stops signs, or traffic for ME.  If you're downtown you're gettin PIZZA!

And that's not even that.   Nowadays you can't even go to any Pizza Parlor that isn't SPINELESS and doesn't kick all the vagrant tweaker bums out of their establishments FOREVER!!  You'll NEVER have to deal with that shit with me.   It doesn't matter WHERE ur at.   You could be at a bar, lounge, or pub and I'll speed your pizza to you on a DAMN MOTORBIKE and serve you right where you are.

You can have Pizza anytime, anywhere you want.   And not just ANY Pizza.  the BEST Pizza.  EXOTIC Pizza.  Pizza that NOBODY ELSE IS EVER GOING TO MAKE!  

PHUK EM!!