ORDER

ON CALL text or IM me on instagram to order

Pepperoni $5/slice
Venison $6/slice
Mama MEATZA! $6/slice
Jurassic $7/slice
The Louisiana $7/slice

always check in here before ordering pizza anywhere else.

MISSION HOURS

W - Fr generally after 6-8p - 2:30a.
Sa - Su 6p+ generally out till 2:30a...
M - Tu 6p+ prepping food. message
in advance, might be
available, might not.

SLICES

special rates vary depending on busyness of the nite

Pepperoni
1 for $5 4 for $18

Premium
1 for $6 4 for $22

Exotic
1 for $9 4 for $32

Slices wrapped in GOLD foil ✅ (tin for now till restocked)
Whole pizzas in box soon ✅
Prices are being recalculated n some will be dropped - site will be updated soon

ONLY SELLING SLICES RIGHT NOW - EXCEPT FOR SPECIAL CUSTOMERS

all whole pizzas are 20" (slices on average 10" x 7"). 10% bigger than all other parlors, 30% less the price

PAYMENT

Cash or CashApp, credit card through Chime

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members will need to fill out a membership form & agree to Terms of Conditions (TOC)
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