We’re here to answer your questions about explosive solutions, missile systems, and high-yield partnerships. Please reach out to the appropriate department below:
Head Office
Phil Explosives Inc.
100 Boomline Avenue
Ottawa, ON K2Z 1X0
Canada
Phone: +1 (613) 404-1947
Email: kaboom@philexplosives.ca
Executive Liaison
Dr. Ignatius Blammo
Senior Vice President of Strategic Detonations
Email: iblammo@philexplosives.ca
Direct Line: +1 (613) 555-6677
Media & Public Affairs
Ms. Synthia Detonova
Director of Public Disclosures & Controlled Statements
Email: press@philexplosives.ca
Twitter: @ExplosivesPR
(Responses may be delayed due to controlled detonation schedules.)
Research & Development
Professor Harold Fizzleton, PhD
Chief Innovator of Boom Technologies
Email: hfizzleton@philexplosives.ca
Fax: (still testing our EMP-proof model)
Customer Support
Burt “No Thumbs” McGraw
Client Relations Specialist
Email: support@philexplosives.ca
Note: All complaints will be handled with caution and maybe a tiny drone.