August 3, 2024:
Was a hot dry day today. When I out at the pavement and it looked WET, but when I came closer it was DRY and HOT.
The WET DISAPPEARED.
Science has NO EXPLANATION.
August 6, 2024:
Only 3 days after seeing the mysterious WET SPOT on the pavement you don't expect to have another mysterious encounter with the paranormal. I was out looking at ants in the forest when suddenly a chill came down my spine. I looked around. No one was there.
Suddenly my penis was engorged with blood and became very firm and hard to the touch. I screamed out for help as this was very scary. I was all alone. No one came to my Rescue.
With a SHRIEK a bird yelled out a terrifying scream, I turned around to face this mysterious FOE and tactically urinated into my trousers. With an intimidating battle cry an above average sized Common Grackle swooped at my head and flew away. I know that it intended to do me harm but my fast reflexes narrowly saved my life.
As I calmed myself down I found that my penis was once again floppy, but to my horror: The ants disappeared.
Love this song- Spillz
Great Video on the horrors of the mystery of the Wyoming journal- Spillz