Peachtree Rogue Race
What: We are going Rogue and running (and riding) the Peachtree. There will be 3 beer stops and a restaurant ending with Joint AH4 + Wheelhopper trail credit
When: July 4 (of course) 8am show, 8:30am GO!
Rego: $10 for beer and a commemorative patch (bring exact change)
Hares: Tits Don’t Fit, Jackass, and Fuckeye
Rules (omg there are rules? sssshhhhhhh, shut your pie hole): R*cists looking to r*n or c*cle the standard 10k route should meet up at Start at 8AM. On Out 8:30AM. Wheelhopper has graciously offered to cycle a support vehicle of beer (and H20 cause we don’t’ want to die) with the r*cists at an approx.. 11min/mile pace. This will be determined mostly by who shows up to run and their speed. We don’t all have to be butt buddies and clump together, but we want to stay somewhat together for a good showing and cause it’s more fun. A pace biker will be up front with THE BEER and Hash Flag. There will be another Wheelhopper bringing it up the rear for safety.
Speedy r*cists are encouraged to r*n ahead and drink beer at the mile markers while waiting for our fat asses or they can fuck off to the end point and loop back to rub it out (sic). I reeeeally don’t care.
Hashers looking to CHEER, CHUG, and CRAWL (I know that’s most of you tbh) should congregate at one of the designated mile markers. These spots are sponsored by other ATL Kennels. Join up where your allegiances lie to claim GLORY for your kennel! (or according to how much running/walking you ultimately want to do) After the r*cists pass you, you are encouraged to crawl on to the next spot or get in your car and meet up for circle. Mornings are tough; no one’s judging you for bimboing Peachtree. We will 100% make you do a down-down though.
We will circle in Piedmont Park at 10:30 AM!
Following circle, join us for some tasty brunch at the On After. We will be seated in groups of no more than 6 to comply with social distancing.
See recommended Atlanta COVID19 precautions at the time of July 4th
(Hand sanitizer/alcohol wipes will be available at all hash coolers. We strongly advise all individuals to wash their hands before grabbing a beer.)
ROUTE:
Start: Phipps Plaza, 3500 Peachtree Rd. NE, ATL, GA 30326
8:00 am show, 8:30 am GO!
Marta Saturday Schedule for Red Line to Buckhead Station or Gold Line to Lenox
Mile 1: Red Martini Lounge, 3179 Peachtree Rd.
Congregate in parking lot
Sponsored by BlacksheepH3 – FREE BEER (until it runs out)
Mile 3: Eiffel Tower Stop, Laura Pearce LTD, 2300 Peachtree Rd.
Get your group picture under the tower before r*cists pass you by
Sponsored by PinelakeH3 (and DUFF possibly) – FREE BEER (until it runs out)
Mile 5: Whole Foods, 22 14th St. NW –
Parking deck entrance is around the back on Spring St., congregate on corner of Peachtree and 14th.
Sponsored by AH4 - $10 hash cash, this beer will travel to circle
On IN: Piedmont Park, 340 10th St. NE, ATL, GA 30309
Circle up, Circle up
On-After: The Nook, 1144 Piedmont Ave. NE,
We will have circle then .5 miles walk through park for brunch/drinks. They have a full bar and patio area.
Bring money for food and beer